Will you remarry if I die?

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  1. dog

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    Will you remarry if I die?

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." :eek:
    WIFE: - - - silence - - - :blink: :mad:
    HUSBAND: "$#!t." :eek: :blink: ;) :D
     
  2. beetlejuice

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    Open mouth-Insert foot. :eek:
     
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    ROFL.....

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  4. Tassie_Devils

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    Scene: Nudist Beach.

    Guy fast asleep on his back, empty beer bottles all around.

    Couple kids come along, and cover his face with a towel and proceed to cover him with sand, all except for his "little fella" which they leave out.

    While later, 2 little old ladies come walking along the beach and with a disgusted voice one turns to the other:

    "Well, would you look at that Ethel," she says, poking at *it* with her walking stick.

    "Why, what's wrong Mavis?"

    "Geeze, when I was younger," she says, "I looked everywhere to get me one of those, and now that I am old, the buggers are growing in the wild".

    :oops:
     
  5. Mr.Blaze

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    sorry dog but i would i know you been good to me and all but id have to say i would remarry if you died a horriable death








    when answering to headers with out reading the post goes horriably wrong lol
     
  6. Rita

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    lol amen :D :D :D :D :D ;)
     
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    that really was a big belly laugh for me ha ha ha he he he--oh my!about to split a gut on that one :D
     
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