Why would anyone feel paranoid?

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by spy1, Oct 22, 2005.

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  1. spy1

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    Thanks to us Finns that we have already resolved this attack against freedom of universe. This invention has already tested during 1940's against Russia, when we took back our second biggest city, Wyborg. The whole road to Wyborg including the city as well were covered with radio controlled mines, but we didn't gave up. We played "Säkkijärven polkka" continuously about 48 hrs in the radio (a traditional Finnish folk dance melody) to neutralize those evil mines. A new version of this invention is the FBSDS (Finnish Bullshit Spying Demolition System ®).

    There was no need to invent the whole wheel again. This folk dance melody was effective again but now we added the noise of the famous ancient Finnish outboard motor, Terhi, which hasn't a two stroke engine or a four stroke one, but variable zero to infinity stroke engine. With it's famous slogan, "Terhi carries you to the destination, the wind blows you back", this fabulous invention with it's infernal "Terhi sound" together with this unique folk dance melody, the whole problem was able to resolve.

    As we already know that Nokia is the most known brand in Finland. Here Nokia has done the most patriotic service to the whole country and actually a feat of valour to the whole free world. In this case Nokia invented a headset, which was able to send a feedback to every spying government/city connection and together with this infernal sound combination mentioned before it was capable to blow out every spying attempt ever made. Thanks to this and the displeasure to FBI, the President of the USA, Mr. George W. Bush, gave to us Finns an international distinction, that we all may understand in this picture below.

    Btw, is this sc...gs the same as scoring kings, only because I'm so poor in English?


    Best regards,
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  3. Primrose

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    :D:D FF

    Save me some baguette Please ;) The Rumpy-Bumpy :p of the "Terhi sound" is messing up my Tempest Attack.

    http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/cellphones/nokia/index.php

    Oho! Tota noin.... Eihän se vaa ollu’ sun ajokoira?
     
  4. Primrose

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    'Paranoid' can be googled just like Snap and Neck..but when you put all the piece together...even in N.C. you can break your hold on that Mental Illness..Keep those Cameras rolling Pete..forensic investigating is a Science..but the Camera catches hard evidence.;)

    http://www.wral.com/news/5287261/detail.html
    BTW
    Took a trip friday to Southport, N.C. and that Four Mile Ferry Trip to Fort Fisher to see the North Carolina Aquarium..well worth the 7 bucks...

    http://www.ncaquariums.com/newsite/ff/ffindex.htm

    And the free Fort Fisher Visitor Center and Exhibit Gallery


    http://www.ah.dcr.state.nc.us/sections/hs/fisher/fisher.htm


    At the Ferry Launches they just finishes putting in Cameras last week..:cool:


    http://www.ncferry.org/routes/schedule/route008.html

    Nice Day Trip :ninja:
     
  5. sweater

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    Paranoid? :eek: Maybe the others, especially those who knows a lots of negative things out there. But me... I am just consciously aware. :cool:
     
  6. big ed

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    As we have a Paranoid and Paranoid 2000 as upstanding members of this fine forum they may have something to say about who is feeling whom!!

    I've never felt this feeling in Folsom, Fickle Fingered ed
     
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