why are there so many people in ten forward?

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by iceni60, Feb 18, 2005.

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  1. BeetleBoss

    BeetleBoss She who posts lots of <I>Smileys</I>

    Marja,
    I thought this could help you somehow.......


    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement=
    1 bananosecond
    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile perhour
    = Knotfurlong
    7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year
    8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
    9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
    10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
    11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower
    12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line
    13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
    14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
    15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
    16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
    17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
    18. 10 cards = 1 decacard
    19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard
    20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton
    21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
    22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
    23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
    24. 10 rations = 1 decaration
    25. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
    26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
    27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
    28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
    University Hospital = 1 I.V. League


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  2. ~*Nat*~

    ~*Nat*~ Registered Member

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  3. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

    So, there you have it.....as Shakespeare said when trying to get to an upper Platform whilst waiting for Ye Trayne at Ye Olde Waterloo....."An idiot should never rise above his Station" and so, here we are.....can one explain it more clearly than that?....


    Cochise, :cool:
     
  4. Firecat

    Firecat Registered Member

    :D ROFL
     
  5. slammer_JvA

    slammer_JvA Registered Member

    :D :D :D :D :D
     
  6. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

    After years of studying on this subject and doing all of the complex calculations, I have come to one inescapable conclusion.

    People with absolutely no life what-so-ever are the only ones who congregate in 10 Forward.

    That doesn't say anything bad about me does it? o_O
     
  7. Firecat

    Firecat Registered Member

    Well I think people who have lots of free time with nothing to do come to ten-forward fo having fun.

    Regards,
    Firecat
     
  8. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

    and the ones who dont have much are here when they do have free time :D
     
  9. Firecat

    Firecat Registered Member

    You're right, I forgot to mention that...:)
     
  10. EXXON Valdez

    EXXON Valdez Guest

    Actually after the daily grind of dealing w/all the nincompoops @ work it's refreshing to come here and LMAO. It's veeeeerrrry refreshing!

    Play on, Ex (us Valdez people are everywhere)
     
  11. Firecat

    Firecat Registered Member

    Spot on!
     
  12. bigbuck

    bigbuck Registered Member

    Cheers (Big?) Ex!
     
  13. wildman

    wildman Registered Member

    o_O Does that mean like were dead? "Dead man walking", does that mean were all jail birds? Hey I have been told to get a life, perhaps you are on to something!

    Thanks
    wildman
    :D :cool: ;) :eek: :D :p
     
  14. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

    Well, I've been told I am. :D
     
  15. Firecat

    Firecat Registered Member

    Wildman, visit http://www.subratam.org, there in the forums you should see beetlejuice's profile, you'll see that he's the 'king of the undead'.

    (no offense intended beetlejuice)

    Best Regards,
    Firecat
     
  16. Firecat

    Firecat Registered Member

    And wildman, would you join the forums at subratam.org please?
     
  17. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

    No offense taken. :D
     
  18. wildman

    wildman Registered Member

    :D Ah my young friend, the wildman is sight impaired an posting here at Wilders is about all I can handle. I appreciate the invite and thank you for it, but for the time being I must respectfully decline.

    Thanks
    wildman
    ;) :eek: :D
     
  19. mikel108

    mikel108 Registered Member

    When my wife is at work, and the kids are going crazy. I put on internet radio, put on my headphones and try to get 10 minutes of peace.
    '
    The kids know my simple rules. As long as no one is bleeding, and there are no broken bones....let daddy be for just a bit!
     
  20. mercurie

    mercurie A Friendly Creature

    Mikel108,
    My wife is here in the house with me. But everything else you said is happening as I type. Meeee Toooo! :D
     
  21. slammer_JvA

    slammer_JvA Registered Member

    Hm..makes sense: ever since this thread has started I sensed an uncontrollable urge for....
    [MOVE]
    B R R R R R R R R A I N S S S S !!! :p :eek: :D
    [/MOVE]
     
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