What is your karma to posts ratio?

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  1. spydespiser

    spydespiser Registered Member

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    Hi beetlejuice

    at least his suffering is over, and although not quite yet for yourselves just yet, i think it is always better sooner than later in certain issues

    True, we always had dogs in our household, always had 2-3 since i can remember, although i haven't had one for a while as for quite a while i didn't think i had/would of had the time needed to care for them like i used to, due to the very long shifts i used too do

    But hey, cheer up :D cos Peaches has promised to come back later and give LWM a hard time, should be fun LOL :D

    Could become the next big spectator sport :D :D :D
    LOL
    SpyD :cool:
     
  2. spydespiser

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    Aaghh :eek: :eek: Dan's an upper level demon :eek: :eek:

    Lemme out :D
     
  3. LowWaterMark

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    :eek: Board seems to be haunted tonight. :eek:
     
  4. Dan Perez

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    Muahahahahahaaaaaaaa!


    The forum at last beholds me unmasked!!!


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  5. spydespiser

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    Help ! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    He's at the door :eek:
     

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  6. Uguel707

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    Hi Beetlejuice!

    Sorry to hear that! You're right, losing a pet is like losing a family member. We get attached to them after a while. But what a coincidence! I lost my cat on the Halloween night too! She went out and I never saw her again! :'(
    But after a couple of months I decided to get another one...And this one won't go out tonight! ;)

    CU!

    Uguel
     
  7. Acadia

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    Ooooooo, LWM, if I was you I'd get out of here. After what Peaches has done to me the past couple of days I'm glad I'm not in your shoes.

    Acadia

    Hey, I just noticed, Paul made me a grave digger. Who am I burying?
     
  8. spydespiser

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    Hey :D

    I've just seen Peaches is back :)

    LWM's in for it now :D :D

    oh, i found Snapdragin as well :D
     

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    Oh my ;)



    This should be fun :D

    Buckle up folks, Peaches is on a mission and the Spellbook is out :D :D
     
  11. LowWaterMark

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    :eek:

    Now where did I put that self-protection spell?
     
  12. Detox

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    LMAO this is great stuff...

    Had my little on eout trick or treating tonight then she was counting out the candy passing it out here at home.. Nice night!

    And don't ever let anybody say this forum is stuffy after this thread :rolleyes:

    Of course, I might oughta hide after getting myself involved :eek:
     
  13. Detox

    Detox Retired Moderator

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    Muah hahaha Delicious I'm an "elder spirit"

    So.. does this mean I can receive sacrificial sumthin' er others yet??
     
  14. beetlejuice

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    HaHaHaHa. :D I have my spellbook out too and I've been studying it all night just for this occasion. Now, who should I start with? o_O Acadia, SpyD, LWM? :doubt: Hummm! This may take some thought. Perhaps I'll let the lovely Peaches start the fun. :D Yes that's what I'll do. :D OK Babe, how does that idea grab ya?

    :eek:

     
  15. spydespiser

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    Hi beetlejuice

    :eek: :eek: Hey, whats my name doing in there :eek: :eek: you can't put my name in there lol :eek: :eek:

    LWM pleaded the fifth amendment, i'm pleading the sixth
     
  16. beetlejuice

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    :eek: :eek: Hey, whats my name doing in there :eek: :eek: you can't put my name in there lol :eek: :eek:

    LWM pleaded the fifth amendment, i'm pleading the sixth

    Don't tempt me SpyD. I've got something special in mind for you. But I'm not ready quite yet. HaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
     
  17. spydespiser

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Wondered where everybody disappeared to earlier :eek:

    Looks like i'm for the high jump :eek:

    Wasn't me, Honest :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  18. Peaches4U

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    [move] :DNEVER FEAR, I AM HERE [/move]

    http://www.gifs.net/animate/9.gif
    LWM - come out, come out wherever you are
    Hurry, Hurry I am not very far,
    So come into my parlor, into my web you shall crawl,
    Witches brew & candles, so let's have a ball.
    http://www.gifs.net/animate/eye.gif
    Is there a full moon, not that I can see ..
    Oh dear, dear, have pity on me,
    Cuz I can't ride my broomstick tonight
    But I'm gonna getcha babe, so don't put up a fight.

    http://www.gifs.net/animate/ghoul2.gif
    Abacadabra, Alacazam,
    I shall toss you from my web into a frying pan,
    Shall stir fry you, with Paul Wilders added to,
    Don't you guys thinks that's a good idea, I do.
    http://www.gifs.net/animate/hdog.gifhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/hdog.gif
    Hotdog, hotdog, they are both sizzling hot,
    Chewy & yummy out of the witches pot,
    Witchey wishes, witchey is done,
    Yes, yes, anyone for dinner, an evening of fun,

    Oh, oh, what's that I see??
    http://www.gifs.net/animate/demonpc.gif

    Can that really be, Acadia's PC?
    Come my handsome Beatlejuice, come with me,
    http://www.gifs.net/animate/dontmess.gif
    Let's find Spydespiser, but not set him free.
    Hmm, for candies & cookies, we shall see.
    http://www.gifs.net/animate/winkingeyesdv.gif

    [move]HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN :D :D[/move]
     
  19. spydespiser

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    Ha :D

    Was just about to get my coat, as i had stocked up on cookies for bribes and somebody went and changed the board to candies and i had none o_O

    but the boards turned back now :D

    so no cookies, no candies and no spells :p :D :D

    as i said earlier,

    it wasn't me, honest :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Edit- Looks like Paul remembered everything but his own name :D :D
    now he has
     
  20. rodzilla

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    Legend of The Swamp Witch

    [move] :DNEVER FEAR, I AM HERE [/move]


    Black Water Hattie lived back o' the swamp
    Where strange green reptiles crawl.
    Snakes hang thick from the cypress trees
    Like sausage on a smokehouse wall.
    The swamp is alive with a thousand eyes
    And all of 'em a'watchin' you.
    So stay off the track to Hattie's shack
    In the back of the Black Bayou.

    Way up the road from Hattie's shack
    Lies a sleepy little Okeechokee town.
    Talk of the swamp witch Hattie
    Locks you in when the sun goes down.
    Rumours of what she'd done,
    Rumours of what she'd do,
    Kept folks off the track to Hattie's shack
    In the back of the Black Bayou.

    One day brought the rain and the rain stayed on
    And the swamp water overflowed.
    Skeeters and the fever grabbed the town like a fist.
    Doctor Jackson was the first to go.
    Some said the plague was brought by Hattie,
    There was talk of the hangman too,
    But the talk got shackled by the howls and the cackles
    From the bowels of the Black Bayou.

    Early one morn 'tween dark and dawn
    When shadows filled the sky,
    There came an unseen caller
    On a town where hope run dry.
    Next day there was found a big black round
    Vat full of gurgling brew.
    A whispering sound as the folk gathered round,
    "It came from the Black Bayou."

    There ain't much pride when you're trapped inside
    A slowly sinkin' ship.
    Scooped up the liquid deep and green
    And the whole town took a sip.
    Fever went away the very next day,
    The skies again were blue.
    "Let's thank old Hattie for savin' our town.
    We'll fetch her from the Black Bayou."

    A party of ten of the town's best men
    Headed for Hattie's shack.
    Said swamp witch magic was useful and good,
    And they're gonna bring Hattie back.
    They never found the shack and they never found Hattie
    And they never made the trip back in.
    A parchment note they found tied to a stump
    Said "Don't come a'lookin' agin!"
     
  21. beetlejuice

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    [move]I am here too![/move]
    http://www.gifs.net/animate/ghost.gif

    So come into my home.
    For the nashing of teeth,
    And the crunching of bone.

    Peaches, Sweet Peaches,
    I like your style.
    Your pretty wink,http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/AnimationS/BodyParts/Eyes/eyes_012.gif
    And your beautiful smile :D

    So all of you, all of you,
    Come in if you dare.
    Come into mine,
    And Peaches lair.

    http://www.gifs.net/animate/9.gif

    Come in if you're brave,
    Come in where we dwell.
    For tonight's the night,
    We cast our spell.

    http://www.gifs.net/animate/wizani.gif

    Here you'll always remain,
    Forever you'll scream.
    As we wish upon you, a
    [move][glow=orange,2,300]HAPPY HALLOWEEN[/glow][/move]
     
  22. Peaches4U

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  23. Acadia

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    Detox, welcome to the thread,
    safety in numbers means the less I dread,
    more of us to spread out a Peaches spell,
    means each of us will catch a little less Hell.

    Acadia
     
  24. beetlejuice

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    For the poems you wrote,
    On a dark Spooky night.
    Here are some cookies,
    May you scream with delight. :D :D :D

    The poems were great,
    That I will say.
    So cookies too all,
    And have a nice day!!! :D :D :D
     
  25. Acadia

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    Beetlejuice, for the cookie I give thanks,
    Much more appreciated than those Peaches spanks,
    Don’t know how many more of these corny poems I can stand,
    May just depend upon Peaches next hand.

    Acadia
     
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