What is your karma to posts ratio?

That's right! I forgot about the sharks! More fodder for the lawyer!

Acadia

 

I'd be thinking bodyguard. Good Heavens man. What did you do to her? I think you just keep digging that hole deeper all the time. You might as well just pull the dirt in over you. Boy, I'm glad I'm not in your shoes right now. I guess this is what the "Woman Scorned" thing means . Good Luck Acadia. You'll need it.

 

Beetlejuice, I think you’ll probably be subpoenaed as a witness. Now behave yourself when testifying on the stand and no grossing the judge out by spinning your head.

Acadia

 

I see a cookie making opportunity coming up. I wonder who can pay more? Acadia, or Peaches4U? Umm, this could get interesting.

 

If Peaches gives you any cookies for this that’s bribing a witness! But how the heck would I go about proving that?

Gee, all the stress from this situation is going to make me

Acadia

 

You really don't have too prove anything. My loyality and/or silence and/or cooperation can be bought. if the price is right. Bids start at 1 cookie? Anyone want to go for 2?

 

Acadia (Phew i'm out of breath all that running around)

Had to call in a few favours but i got the Bodyguard

The only one that would take the job i'm afraid

Oh yeah, sorry i couldn't get a lawyer, they won't have anything to do with me something to do with liabilty risk assessment damage limitation

ah well

Suppose you can't be choosy the situation you're in

SpyD

 

[move][glow=red,2,300] Hey, that's my Uncle Homer [/glow][/move]

I guess this must be the new job he has been talking about!!

 

I leave these boards for a few hours and what happens, you guys are digging a hole for me.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/jackham.gif
all because Acadia decided to puke all over his computer. No halloween candies for Acadia and Beatlejuice whose side are you on anyway?? How sweet it is to be loved by you...
http://www.gifs.net/animate/kisshug.gif
Spydespiser I'll think of something for you.
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Acadia, you have just been flushed!! Case dismissed!

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/toiletsmilie.gif

 

No candy? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Throw me to the sharks, spank me, flush me, ANYTHING, but I MUST have my chocolate fix!

Acadia

 

Actually, this is all Acadia's fault!!

I offered him a keyboard cover for $20.00, and all he wanted was a pair of used noseplugs!!

Sorry Acadia, looks like you lost out. But since today's my birthday,http://www.gifs.net/animate/10cakecp.gif

I'm feeling generous. How about if I shake a few bugs out of my hairhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/bugmove.gif

that you can dip in chocolate? And just in case they try to get away, I'll give you a little helper.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/an_frog1.gif

I feel like I'm the one being put in the middle, but I'm leaning towards the person with the cutest avatar. And I do like cats. Besides, Acadia hired my Uncle Homer to be his bodyguard, but he hasn't even paid him yet[move][glow=red,2,300]Donuts!!!Donuts!!![/glow][/move]

so I don't think I should expect anything out of him. Besides, I got the candy kiss!


So, the bidding continues?

 

Hey Beetlejuice, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

(errr, you can skip the chocolate covered bugs, thanks anyway)

(also, I never hired Homer, he was demanding minmium wage)

Acadia

 

I didn't do nothing lol

It was..it was.it was Beetlethingy and arcadey and that other fella wots his face honest
they made me do it

i'm being framed peaches

SpyD

 

Peaches was right!!!

1st you turn down the keyboard cover, then you won't hire my Uncle Homer, then I try to be nice by giving you a snack. ARRGGGHHH!! Some people are just too picky!!




Oh, by the way, thanks for the B-day wishes. I need some happiness and fun right now. Last Saturday, my cat whom I love dearly got hit by a car. Shattered his left hind leg, and has nerve damage in his spine. We've been waiting to see if he was going to get better, but it doesn't look like it. I think we're going to have to put him to sleep.

 

Oooo, sorry to hear about your cat. And all this happening on your birthday too, bummer.

Good luck.
Acadia

 

I'm thinking of something too!! Umm--Let's see? What should it be?

Ok. I've got it. For insulting me by calling me a "Beetlethingy" , and for trying to make it look like you're not a willing participant, WELL----??




Besides, it's lunchtime and I'm hungry. Time for a Birthday cookout Now let's see? Where did I put my lighter?
Oh yeah, here it is!





http://www.gifs.net/animate/flame2.gif

 

Aaaghh me feathers put it out

I had to Beetlejuice

She was toast me like a marshmallow

But it looks like you beat her to it

I had to call you beetlethingy and arcadey cos then it wouldn't be a positive ID, they could have been anyone, or imposters and it wouldn't have stood up in a forum of law

Thats why i threw in "wots his face", we could have all blamed him and got away with it

Suppose thats the thanx i get for diversionary tactics



SpyD

 

That's it! It is "wots his face" fault! What is "wots his face" fault? I've lost track of who we are blaming for what?

Acadia

 

Well you could always change your identity. Looks like you're going to need a new avatar anyway.

 

[move]HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEATLEJUICEhttp://www.gifs.net/animate/kissing.gif[/move]

[move]http://www.gifs.net/animate/10cakecp.gif[/move]

 

The doc says he's still in shock

and won't run quite as fast

But when he adjusts to new cyber legs he'll be okay

Thanx a lot Beetlejuice

Now i gotta oil his legs every morning as well as shovel ****



SpyD

 

Couldn't stop him lol

Tried to but..

 

Oh what a tangled web you weave, when first you practise to deceive. http://www.gifs.net/animate/web1.gif

 

Ohhhhhh, Peaches, that swinging laptop is making... me.... have to....

Acadia

 

Ahh Peaches is trying to hypnotize us again

trying to get us back under her spell

Quick!

Where's my shades?



thats better