Uguels song.

Don't take it so hard Cochice/Cochicken? Haven't you ever read a fortune cookie that said something about a taking a long trip? Well, this could be your fortune coming true. Besides, you're getting a free vacation-so-to-speak. Sure beats just sitting around a lonely canyon doesn't it? I mean, what can you do there except listen to the wolves howl at night? I would think the sound of Uguel's sweet voice would be more than worth it.
Have Fun.


P.S. Just hope you've never had a fortune cookie that said "Beware of Mother-in-Laws".


P.P.S. But if you have, such is life.

 

Hi Beetlejuice, thanks for the snowcat and accessories They will come in very useful, especially as the very slow travel will give Mum and Cochise much more time to become acquainted!

Right! Here he can listen to Mum instead!!!


Uguel

 

Hey Cochise!

It seems you will have a very home-like atmosphere on the road!!! You're so lucky!!!

 

Dear mr. Cochise,

This is Mrs. Harpy writing on behalf of my daughter Uguel.
For a couple of days now, Uguel has been struck with the flu and cannot sing a note without having a coughing fit, so I would like to offer my services as a replacement singer. I may not have that youngish look of hers but I can guarantee you full satisfaction for half the price. ANW, as you can see by my portrait here below, you're getting more than you could possibly expect.

Mind you, I don't sing any trivialities, I sing Bel Canto only.
I once performed in the role of Norma at La Scala de Milan in 1970 and I had phenomenal success! While it's true that I haven't sung for a couple of years now, I'm sure I can manage as well as any so-called singers of today.

Mrs. Harpy

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Looooooooooool!!! She sounds like a real treat, Coshise!!! Please accept our heartiest felicitations!!!

 

But can she do "Stairway to Heaven"??!!

Acadia

 

Hi Uguel. Glad I could help out. Like I said before. "We must protect our singer." Maybe your Mom can teach Cochice how to make your favorite hot beverage, to help you get over that nasty flu that you have. With the slow travel, it looks like they'll have the time.

 

No, but she can sing "escalator to bedlam".
It's easier for her!

Right and she can teach him how to groom her pet poodle "fifi"


Uguel

 

Now your talking, now thats a real man's woman, Griselda from Wagners "The Ring"....Oh! Joy.

(Cochise quickly packs up tepee onto Paint and gallops off into the Sunset never to return.)

Cochise, (Exits stage left)

 

Cochise galloping to peaceful places...




Uguel

 

You sure that guy isn't RUNNING FROM Cochise? (wants to keep his scalp).

Acadia

 

so... yall were missing me right... its obvious... after all i have been given the special job to see through that cochise...errrr oops... coach-weaken(by exitting stage or is it cochicken..!!!) dun get away so easily .... umm lemme see again.. ya i spelt right...
hmm there's been lots of progress on other side... lemme tell something of it... i kno i kno you are all anxious...
mr cochise is a great man
living by a river
he is the boss there
huh... none is there to take over
and this job he does
thats with the fire
its actually his punishment
to steal the indian attire
he never tells a lie
except when sun sets
and rest of time
he whitewashes his gates
now as he is saying
he is exitting the stage
and galloping off(as he says)
with tremendous outrage
he is actually going nowhere
but his work has increased
and the other reason is obvious
he dont want to be teased
so he is bidding farewell
huh.. to come back again
the post is his (he says)
he will want to regain
so mr cochi(cken)
when will we see you
oh one thing to tell
you have not cleared the due
due of what?? did i hear
you cant leave post on own
a trojan treaty that was signed
as you entered this wild zone
so better you stay here
and lets hear the.. story..
of the accident you said
clear due or cant leave..sorry

 

Your right as usual Subatram, I can't leave, I must stay and see this.... this thing through to the BITTER end, it's a bit like being about to watch a train wreck and not being able to look away.

I, Cochise created this Monster and I will eventually watch it destroy itself, MMMuuuuuuhhhhhhhhaaaaa! ( Maniacal laughter).

Oh! whilst I was a way, I discovered a new style Mouse just for the ladies.

Cochise.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!

Cochise, I fear that Uguel's formidable mother may not care for that too much!!!

I would hold tight to your scalp if I were you!

 

I was told that WAS Uguels Mother......she looks a lot like Griselda to me.

As for singing a Stairway to Heaven, I reckon she could build a stairway to Heaven.

(I love you really, Uguels Mother) God I'm getting too old for this!!!!!! (Smarm, Smarm)

That isn't me galloping off, that's the Famous Roy and Trigger.

TTFTM, Cochise.

 

Yeah I dunno about this anymore

Think I'm gonna hide in the cellar (if only we had those in Texas) until the storm blows over on this one.

 

I can see all this ending in tears before bed-time!!!

Cochise.

 

Cochice, I'll bet that Uguel's mother has been reading your posts and has sent Roy to "HUNT YOU DOWN" and------well, we won't dicuss that!

 

Ok everyone, place your bets here, Cochice or Uguel's mother. Betting line odds are 5 to 1 favoring Uguel's mother. (Damn, wonder how quick I could sell my house to obtain the money to bet on Uguel's mother?)

Acadia

 

I never bet on anything but a sure winner. I'll bet all the money in the whole world on Uguel's mother. Yes, I know I don't have all that money, but I will after I win. If you want something a little more tangable and immediate, how about cookies. 5 a piece to the winner. One question though? Are you hungry Uguel?

 

Be veeeeeerrrrrry careful!!!, or Uguel will start to look like her mother!

 

Dan, do you live in a dessert climate? You sure seem to like "Deep Water".

Edit: "That REALLY deep water!!

 

Mr. Cochise,


I must say that I was more than a little disappointed by the fun you are making of me. Not that I don't have any sense of humour, on the contrary, but I really feel that I am not being treated with the proper respect. In this regard also, there is something that has been bugging me for a couple of days.

I wonder if, once I arrive in Europe, you would persist in keeping that indian outfit or wear clothes more appropriate to your standing as the manager of my entourage?


After all, I have my professional and social standing to consider!

We are people of high standards and very well-educated and I'm afraid that such clothes do not meet the standards that my friends and fans have come to expect. Uguel, who is easy to sway and quite naive, doesn't mind at all what you may be wearing. This isn't the case for me. I fully expect you to treat me with chivalrous consideration.

Since you are sure to make a fortune with me, I do expect that you act like a gentleman.
Who knows? I might be asked to sing for the Queen too!.

Please, accept this gif on behalf of Uguel.
She did it with her laptop in front of the TV while listening to some modern noise produced by a band that I am told is actually called Radiohead!

Yes, thank you, my singing does have that effect on people!



Uguel's mother

 

Well, sort of, I live in Southern California.

But I have faith in my Guardian Angel to protect me

 

No worries, mr Perez, unlike *some* people that spend all day at the computer, I can eat cookies without becoming overweight!


Uguel