Time's Up, Einstein

Maybe these would work? Or should they go in the Dog thread??

 

Relating to the positron emission test or the smog/sock theory.......

 

Now you can see why it was so long before people understood what BBC really meant. A.Toms really can all be in the same place like this, but it goes against everything we see around us. It is only at the special incredibly low temperatures needed for the BBC that they lose their individual identities and coalesce into a single blob. Some people have called this a "super A.Tom" for just that reason.


So, now we know how things lose their shape, think Jennie Craig knows all this?? How about Jack LaLanne?

 

It is the gravity of the whole situation..and I am hoping you will get the word out..

 

SURE! YOU KNOW I LIKE TO SPREAD IT AROUND! LOL!

 

Yup..an informed "pitcher" is worth a thousands words..Frozen Daiquiris and marjaritas served in the Wilder's Lounge around TWO. Even Einstein would not pass that up.

 

Oh good! Brought some of my fave recipes!

 

We can have them off the back of this boat I "found" too!

 

While we discuss Einstein's theory of drunken relatives!!

 

I find it necessary to comment on the "Tom" bit. Primrose, I think that Cochise had the better explanation! The Toms that did not make the cut were joined together and I presume stretched over a hollow log. Some of his ancestors were at the forefront of a new and exciting medium. Chief Luigi Marconi, brought his people out of the singed blanket era into the modern 18th Century w/the release of "Tom Tom" v1.0. His second cousin (thrice removed), Chief Crazy Morse, came up w/a code that had no language barrier. Unfortunately this led to a population explosion among the locals because instead of running all over the countryside delivering messages the young Braves were chasing Bravettes. Need I say more?

Playing in Lala land, big ed

 

Those Braves and Bravettes would have appreciated this after a long day of chasing around!

 

As my old Uncle Pasqualle answered at the Navy Pier when I asked " is that a U-Boat?"........"Attsa notta my boat, she no belong to me"

Play on, big ed

 

Thatsa wadda I said!!

 

No..cats got my tongue..as usual and I bow to your superior observations..

After my last pitcher, and a quick stop to the W.C..... I got lost in the Fields with my little chickadee


Cochisea-dee-coded

http://www.newsday.com/news/health/ny-hsfoes244317120jun24,0,405788.story?coll=ny-health-headlines

http://www.newsday.com/news/health/...4503732.audiogallery?coll=ny-health-headlines

 

Totally off topic...but I just have to say..........I love the people...nay....Bosom friends that inhabit this wonderful, life enhancing, place called Wilders....the Comedy, the outright belly-laugh, the sheer intelligence tinged with the fragrance of idiocy.........what more could a person ask for in this Life.....everyday I move amongst you all, your lives, your tragedies, your Triumphs, your problems, all shared with people you will never maybe meet but have brought light and a smile into our lives (Mine in particular)....I'm overcome a little.. ...but just had to say.... )

Eat your heart out 'Feinstein'...(A tribute to big ed, my hero)....


Sorry about that...Right!...back to business.........


Cochise, (In reflective Mood)...It's the drink you know....

 

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Ok, here goes!

I have a dream.....there are probably enough people w/the right stuff at this Forum to do this. We install our picks as the Heads of State around the Planet after we throw all the other bums out. Just think.....no wars, no famine, healthcare for all, a chicken in every pot, and a comedy writer for anyone who can't keep up. All of the Constitutions will be composed of the writings of Al Einstein,(see, it's on topic) Henny Youngman and Rodney Dangerfield. We can have Slappy White and Yakov Smirnoff on standby in the wings. Mandatory Summits will be held at the Comedy Club weekly. I think that Marja should be put in charge of refreshments as she knows about "Rent-a-Rita". A couple of kegs should do. (a little easier on the water please). The place settings will consist of a mug of steaming hot coffee, 2 rolls of paper towels and a First Aid Kit. Valet service will be on site for laundry. Any and all disputes would be settled w/water pistols @ 5 paces but only after being mecilessly tickled by the other members.

As you can readily see I have put a lot of thought, time and effort into this dream.

I can hear Wifey calling to me from downstairs. What did I do Now?

Dream on, big ed

PS... Hey Chise, I hear you.....At the end of the day after reading this stuff my sides may ache but I go to bed w/a smile.

 

WHAT A GREAT DREAM! RIGHT UP THERE WITH ALL THE OTHER GREATS!

WHY CAN'T I BE A COMEDIAN TOO! DON'T WANNA BE A ...WHAT WAS THAT ..HOSTESS, LIKE IN TWINKIES?

 

Lets just throw all of the leaders of the world out and just run the thing from here at Wilders

 

Say wot!! Do I detect a derisive tone in your post?

Believe me Marj, you are a comedienne par excelance! I should have mentioned that you were not merely the purveyer of spirits but would also be awarded the post as "Official First Taster". You would be entitled to a 21 gun salute if things went South. Ask not what your fearless leaders can do for you......

big ed

 

Exactly my point!! (Why do I find myself humming the Mighty Mouse theme song again?)

 

YEA, WELL WHAT DIRECTION WILL THOSE 21 GUNS BE POINTING?!

 

Wait a minute folks. My house has just been encircled w/spotlights all over the place and there are Helos overhead. I am being told to come out w/my hands in the air!! Does this mean that I just won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes? Ouch, I think not...(boy those cuffs are tight)

 

SIGH! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL THE GREAT IDEA PEOPLE NOWADAYS!