Time's Up, Einstein

By Jupiter..The Reign in Spain's Madrid was Real with gravity assist from the Sol. Newton proved if you drink a fifth of La Liga before an apple drops on your noggin' you move to the head of the class..or was that mainly on the plane..in first class. Anyway..I have personally seen assisted Space Ball floating over the Crop Circles in Everton.

Einstein's mustache never got in the way of his school work.. but he did play hookie most of the time on the golf course..using an 8 iron to Chip...his Robbie
on the greens before he lost his Mike to Ernie.

That is how he came up with the equation,

Ernie= Mike(Chip²)

 

Although I know Why....I still find it odd that if you have a fly wanging round in your car and you accellerate to 100mph why the fly doesn't bash it's brains out on the back window.....and to just complicate the idea, if you opened a window and the fly flew out, how fast would it be going backwards and would it suffer from G forces??.....

I did prove that a flies ears are in it's wings by pulling off it's wings and then putting my mouth right next to it and shouting as loud as I could "Fly" and also clapping my hands really close to it, it took absolutely no notice whatsoever.....proof positive......


Cochise,

 

interesting pic of an aircraft at the moment of breaking the sound barrier

 

Well, finally someone was able to come up w/a proven fact. I just tried the above process (well, 5 tries) and it holds up. I also tried a rubber ball against a speeding train but really don't remember the results as the rebound was quite painfull. Will continue to test as many theories as possible before cashing in.

Groggy in Tuscolussa, big ed

 

Hey Ron,

Thanks for the shot of a pointy Earth. I knew it wasn't flat or round.

Play on, big ed

 

I am still wondering what a twin pair of ducks has to do with it though?

big ed

 

Quite a bit of trick photography! It is easy to see that it was not the breaking of the sound barrier but the passing of wind whilst the co-pilot was mooning!

Play on, big ed

 

now that almost makes sense a lot more interesting. sticking his hind side out going that fast would sure chap his cheeks.

 

Now here is an amazing true story (+ my heart)

Last week I happened to run into Al Einstein's Grandparents, Eugene and Sally Fienstein. It seems that when Al was just a lad he used to stop into his local pub in Munich every day after chores. His M. O. was to sashay up to the bar and order ein stein in such a boistrous manner that over the years things got quite blurred. Well, now you know........

Play on, big ed

PS Gene and Sal send their regards....

 

That Chart looks a lot like the one my Consultant was working from the last time I was in Hospital......Where did you get it from?.......


Cochise,

 

Back to the first thread....this Groucho gem made me chuckle :

Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana....


any others...

 

I don't have time to calculate flies on my banana.

 

FINALLY AN ANSWER WE CAN LIVE WITH!


Formula: "Energy equals milk chocolate squared" E=MC2


The wireless telegraph is not difficult to

understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very

long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows

in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only

without the cat.

– Albert Einstein

 

I like bananas because they don't have any bones!

Play on, big ed

 

Hey Marja,

I read this post, went elsewhere, came back and read again. Dang, If I didn't spilt me coffee. (as Large Buck would say)

Play on, big ed

 

CAT GOT YA, HUH!? LOL!

 

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Darn..all the time I thought it was potluck..

http://www.mydna.com/health/mental/news/resources/news/200506/news_20050617_big.html

 

Ha Ron,

If you think that Space and Time are strange how would they compare to the denizens of 10F. Present company excepted, of course.

Play on, big ed

 

WERE WE SPEAKING ABOUT SPACE, THERE'S A NEW STORY JUST OUT, WE HAVE COLONIZED ANOTHER PLANET!