Time's Up, Einstein

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You guys are too goofy!!​

 

Hey Chise,

Well, ole sod, that answer stunk! Nay, but it is not for me to quarrel w/Simon Templa...err...Doppler's Quantum thingy. Now that another of Life's mysteries has been debunked or bunked (I'm never quite sure), I can now concentrate my energy on proving that the Earth is neither flat nor round but kinda pointy.

Uh...the following two posts by Big C were right on the nose. Pity (phew)!

Play on, big ed

 

Only if it was categorized as an SBD..Silent but Deadly
Professor Dingleberry in his theory of Particle Physics set the standard one day while working in the lab with a busen burner flame..he acheived 160MPM of verticle flight and claims he did not smell a thing for 3 days.

Services for his lab assistant were held while he was gone.

 

Naw!! I'm Daffy......the other people are Goofy!

Yup..yup...yup,big ed

 

Ah yes, good old Prof. Dingleberry. He and I went to different schools together. Mother Fletcher's Finishing School I believe it was. Well, here is the skinny. After Al Einstein published his Relativity paper his relatives were incensed enough to try to have him committed. Prof. Dingleberry, with an able assist from the CIA and MI5 ( they were a lot better in those days), interceded in the affair widely known as "Als well that ends well" and fixed Al up w/Mrs. Fletcher. They had 11 male offspring that recently appeared for Liverpool in the Champions League Cup match. Makes sense to me..........


Play on, big ed

 

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Ah yes, Al's 11 Liverpool offsprings who "cut the mustard" rather than "pass the Mustard" in the great Grey Poupon with Milan. It all started around 1894 When Einstien spent a year with his parents in Milan also working for MI5 and begun to develop his theory on UEFA (Unified Energy Field Assassination). He determined there is a unique fifth place particle unknown to Science at the time.

A second paper ("Motion of Suspended Groin Particles in the Kinetic Theory") provided a mathematical explanation of Harry "Brownian" Kewell motion. The most famous paper "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" introduced the Special Theory of Relativity (Einstein later used Special to denote the case of uniformed Liverpool player motion, in which only inertial flames of reference are involved).

 

Yea verily, did the "Reds" poup on Milan. The only math that HB Kewell is interested in is how many $$$ he can squeeze out of Gary Linneker for exposing him as a nincompoop (eg: more poup).

It is interesting to note that Prof Dingleberry plies his trade in Australia. It seems that there are quite a few Dingleber.....err...fine lads from that part of the Planet who frequent 10F.

The last paper mentioned was, as you well know, written on toilet tissue. It was lost during the last great shortage period known as the "Royal Flush"

If I am going too fast for you to read this; I'll type slower next time!

Play on, big ed

 

Uh Ron,

Correct me if I am wrong but is that a photo of Grandpa from the award winning TV show "My Three Sons"?

Play on, big ed

PS .... Your mustache is crooked!

 

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Hey Ron,

Please convey my apologies to "Sir Larry" for my gaff.

I doubt if you have anything to fear from the "Federales". Since the Wilder's Admins sicked them onto the "Valdez Clan", they have been merrily chasing them hither, thither , and yon.

Play on, big ed

 

Mustaches are fine as long as you keep them trimmed .......otherwise you might as well join this group!

 

Hey, no fair!!

I remember him with a lot more hair. In fact I remember everybody w/a lot more hair!!

Carefully combing w/a wide tooth comb, big ed

 

Yep, the authorities are still lookin for them, now using the latest in technology..........for them, anyway!

 

GROSS! I HATE THOSE KIND! LOL!

 

Hey Marj, you are good.....you are reeeaaally goooood! How were you able to sneak a picture out of my Family Album.

Play on, big ed

 

IT'S YOUR NEIGHBORS THEY SEND THESE SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS OUT TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.......TROUBLE IS..........YOU AREN'T ALOT OF FUN TO WATCH!?!?

YOU NEED TO BRING UP YOUR RATINGS.........DO SOMETHING!! LOL!

 

OR NOT!

 

That OK! Big Ed, we sent this OSO out, reinforcements ought to be here by the end of this year, we sent an SOS out but they said it scratched the paint job on the ship, this one ought to work though!

Party On!!

Marja