Time Travel

~Moe and Larry come walking around the corner to find Curly singing~

Curly: "La De De Da Da Da Da"

Moe: "Hey, whatcha doin' nitwit?"

Curly: "I'm singin'."

Moe: "Allright." ~Moe puts his fists on his hips~ "What made you so happy?"

Curly: "I'm not singin' cuz I'm happy, I'm singin' so I don't have to listen to the voices."

Moe: "What voices?"

Larry: "Oh Oh. I bet he's got them voices in his head again."

Moe: "Nah there ain't nuttin' in his head." ~Moe pats Curly on the top of his head~

Curly: "Why sointenly. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk. No really Moe. I hear them more than ever now."

Moe: "Well what are they saying?"

Curly: "Well it sounds like a girls voice calling for help."

Larry: "A girl? Ahh. You're always thinkin' of girls."

Moe: "Well when did this start?"

Curly: "A couple of hours ago. Sugabella and me were walking around the ship. After walking for a while, she said she was thirsty. So I gave her a glass of green kool-aid."

Moe: "Now where on earth did you get green cool-aid?"

Curly: "I found it sitting on the table in the galley."

Larry: "Hey, I saw that. That was a special energy drink that the Captain made for CartoonBoy. He was supposed to drink that so we wouldn't fall into the blackhole."

Curly: "Ohhhhh. I wondered why it had so many bubbles."

Moe: "What happened then?"

Curly: Well she took a drink and said it didn't taste very good, so I put some sugar in it."

Moe: "What sugar?"

~Curly reaches into his pocket and pulls out some sugar cubes~

Moe: "Hey dummy! ~slap~ That's not sugar! Those are Exciter Crystals. They belong in the ships reaction chamber. Touching those is like messing with dynamite. And you said she drank that?"

Curly: "Yea Moe. Then I turned around to get me a glass of water. And when I turned back around, Suga was gone. And that's when I started hearing the voices."

Moe: "That's Suga's voice you been hearin' dummy" ~slap~

Larry: "Yeah. You probably sent her into some kinda time warp, and made her invisible too."

Curly: "What are we gonna to do Moe? We can't just leave her there."

Larry: "Yeah where ever there is."

Moe: "Shhhhh!!!! Hey I hear her too. Well if I can hear her, the others can too. I don't know what to do, but we're not going to tell the Captain. I'm sure bigc can figure something out. And as for you! I'm glad I ain't gonna be in your shoes when they get her back. She's liable to beat you like poundin' a tortilla on a flat rock."

Larry: Yeah. She's gonna beat you up! Nah!!!!" ~Larry sticks his tongue out at Curly~

Moe: "Did I say anything about needin' your help?" ~slap~

Curly: "Ummmm---Food. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.'

Moe: "Shadup" ~slap~

 

To all crew members:

[MOVE]ATTENTION !!![/MOVE]

Everybody in perfect line up; today it's a special day, for...

[MOVE]it's our captains' Birthday![/MOVE]

We salute you on this special occaission, Captain Uguel!


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Ok I might have to get on my party out fit before they come to get us .I see some thing it's a plane it's a fly it's it's Beetlejuice .Are you there BJ I know you are my Mr. Nice guy to help little old me off this planet. I will not Tell BeetleBoss( LOL)

 

Moe: "Hey moron! Look what ya did?"

Larry: "Yeah. That drink musta messed her up a little. She still thinks she's on earth."

Curly: "Well I get messed up when I drink that fizzy stuff too. The fizzy makes me dizzy. Hey!! I made a rhyme. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk."

Moe: "Shadup." ~slap~ "How we gonna get her back inside the ship? Hey I know. Hey you dunces, take off your belts before I give you some belts!"

~Larry and Curly give the belts to Moe~

Moe: "Larry you tie 'em together. And you, dunderhead. Go find me a long rope. These belts ain't gonna be long enough by themselves. Tie one end of the rope to something that ain't gonna move, and bring the other end here. And hurry up about it."

Curly: "OK Moe."

~Curly runs into the galley, and starts going through the cabinets~

Curly: "Ohhhhhh there's some rope."

~Curly ties one end to the leg of the table that has a box sitting on it with Captains birthday cake inside~

~Curly runs back to Moe~

Curly: "Here Moe. I found some."

Moe: "Good work kid. Did you tie off the other end?"

Curly: "Yeah, I tied it to a big table."

Moe: "OK. Lets see if we can resque Suga. Larry, you tie this end to the belts. You guys hang on to something. When I open this hatch, everything that ain't nailed down is gonna get sucked out."

~Moe, Larry, and Curly all grab on to the pipes by the hatch. A giant whooshing sound is heard as the hatch opens. A crashing sound is heard behind them. Larry turns around and screams~

Larry: "LOOK OUT!!!!!!"

~The now flying galley table jams sideways in the galley hatch, the cake comes flying off towards our boys and smashes all of them in the face~

Curly: "Ummmm----Cake. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk."

 

All of a sudden!! Evil Cake comes alive
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and as it flies past BeetleBoss....she grabs the cake for a little taste.........

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"Yummmmmmmmm!! Chocolate!!"​

 

Oooohhhhhhh Yea!!

Back to Suga's problem

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You gonna share with your ole hungry sis BeetleBoss

 

HURRY!! HURRY!!
WE MUST FINISH THE CAKE BEFORE IT HITS BJ AND SUGABELLA!!

EAT!!! GIRLS!!! EAT!!!

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We'll share with ya, Ronjor!!

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[MOVE]!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!![/MOVE]

~this is a "time travel" thread...not the 'Wild West"~

Next ship leaves at noon!!
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Thanks for eatting the cake for me .I can fit in the air ship now. I do have friends real friends. I did feel my self lose control with the 3 guys . They make one perfect man the man of my dreams Moe so kind, Larry so funnyand curly so so loving . they way they look at my it like nothing I ever seen. I know they well save me . I know the 3 of them have one brain . I know they will do it.

Some one said suga look out ............Bam

 

I don't know, that looks like a "Time Travelin'" hoss to me! Look at the flames shooting out of him!

Shorty! That's his tail! Geeesh, and where did you come from? I thought I had lost you down the hatch! Where did that Evil Cake come from, is it an alien artifact? The Captain isn't going to like Evil Cake on board! Who knows what it will do?!

Wan't me, sister, I been down in the garbage tubes looking for a way out of here, and to get that Mooom Star, Suga off my tail! Did ya see the way she looks at them Stooges! It's a disgrace! They barely got half a brain between them all three of them! She oughta be paying more attention to the crew and the instructions we give out....

Shorty!!! Are you sure you aren't involved with the Movie Star, Suga?
Hmmmm? You seem to be changing your tune, mister! You know what happened the last time you fooled with the passengers! We got lost in Dinosaur Land somewhere in Time!!

Aaaah, it weren't me, and it ain't me this time neither....(she is getting to close to the truth, better back off and come in from another direction, can't get away with a thing around here bossy females all over the place!.....) I got work to do, can't be standing around yapping all day like you women! Gotta go check these pipes I heard....

(Yep, got to keep an eye on him, all the time! Pipes indeed! Smells like cigar smoke to me!...Men!.....mumble,....)

 

The good news: the computer system recovered from the black-out
The bad news: all vector plots from the black hole journey are missing from the backup tapes. We might not be able to travel back to the present.

 

I hope that our crew managed to bring water&food enough...

 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm in sector IV: ANTI GRAVITY CHAMBER. All that static from that really bad shirt I put on my hairless chest needs to be removed. Geez I'm glad we got out of that hole! HEY! I missed the cake

 

loooooooool! I like your ani!!!

Hey, our crew might bake another cake specially for you!!!
It is just that we don't have any mixer for the eggs...but..
I know someone who will make it up for that! LOL!

 

Yeh! throw the mix in sector IV !! LOL!

 

lol....well...actually CartoonBoy, I was thinking
that we can exploit your continual agitation
and thus we will be able to stir the preparation

 

Hmmm I see

WHICH WAY TO THE KITCHEN CAPITAN ?

 

When, we will get on our feet, I'll show ya!

 

lol, I like that .gif!

 

I have to be saved a have a job Start. I can't miss my frist day of work. I moved on to new men cartoonboy will save me .I called him on his cell phone...(where does he carry it with no pockets)Can any one save me.
Wait I think Beetleboss can she is W.O.M.E.N She can do any thing. (hope the juice fixxed the flat.LOL)[/SIZE]

I Guess the world don't care about poor little me