The Rhyming game

It is almost my birthday
October 15th is headed this way
I can not wait, I'll be a blast
then it's my Brother's that we'll celebrate last

We'll be at the desert, riding our bikes
I'd much prefer this over a hike
Mine's huge I have no doubt
It is louder than I can shout

I love it so although that's weird
but soon it won't, I'm growing my beard
I'm turning twelve and that's a fact
I'll be gone, but I'll be back

 

What's this doing again on page three ?!
Who will undust it, of course - Me ! http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3731/waitingimpatiently0ud.gif
Ron, great idea about offering the Gillette,
could I please have some for my friend,
her name is Babette !

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Yes it is true the ladies the razor use to, that is why I sing the blues.
When I get mine back, the blades are duller than before, and then some how my face looks like horror.
I tell the spouse get your own, but she says no you are the one who usually brings these things home.
I say she should let the hair grow, it is then she looks for something to throw.
Isn't shaving so much fun? Gawd we couldn't wait when we were young.
Now it's a pain in the you know where, and we wish we didn't grow hair there.

Thanks
Wildman

 

What's with a bearded lady, you say
Oh dear and oye vey,

Out with the razor & shaving cream
Off with the whiskers or give a nice trim
Now that Babette is cleanly shaven
She can now retreat to her haven.

 

Babette had a beard that was miles long,
I think it even reached all the way to Hong Kong !
But now it's all off -
thank's so much !!
And it was FREE,
We'll be in touch !!

 

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The last post was made before Halloween,
Do we have to wait til next year for another ?
Is something wrong with your spleen,
or do you have to ask for permission, your dear mother ??

 

Ah my dear Nat you and I seem to be the ones to bring this back.
My grandkids are now busy with this and that, and I think they say, o.k. some day to the rhyming game we will come back.
Also some of our rhyming buddies are down in the dumps, we will have to keep sending them sugar lumps.
The turkey day is soon heading our way, and about that much more should we say.
You and I check Wilders most every day, so this thread won't get to far away.


Thanks
Wildman

 

Oops. the Wildman makes a foo paw, Ronjor with us stands tall.
Some times the Wildman has a memory lapse, old age some times can do that.
If any others I have offended, this poem can always be amended.

Thanks
Wildman

 

If you wish, then amend you shall dish


This little poem, is dedicated to my nose.

I blew ya this morning.
I blew ya last night.
Why? Oh why? are you swallon so tight.
Yet, little drips will still come through.
I think, i've had enough of you.

you keep me awake all night long
even when I sing a song
I cannot breathe cuz, your stuffed.
I really think, i've had enough

I try the medicine and the orange juice.
Nothing seems to make you loose.
My little orange pills just aren't doing their job.
I feel just like a blob.

I got your favorite lotion kleenxes today.
At least you have no boo boos I can say.

Pleaseeeeeee, tonight just let me sleep.
I really don't want to make a peep.

Please, oh please, let this dripping come to an end!

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Your buddy Cough is now joining in
When will this ever end?

I do not like this company
Laying on my side doesn't seem to help me.

With my fresh box of kleenexs by my bed,
I think, i'll go rest my head.

Goodnight my healthy friends around the worldhttp://bestsmileys.com/sick/3.gif

 

When a cold heads your way, it's a hot toddy I say.
Don't know if it does the cold any good, but dang after drinking one, I sure feel good.
My nose is constantly stuffed up, but it's the California air, it's full of all sorts of junk, and I ain't going no where.
They say a cold will go away in due time, but to the drug store and buy every thing for a cold in mind.
This week I try and get my flu shot, does it do anything for a cold? Most likely not!
They can send men to the moon, but a cold they are not curing soon.

Thanks
Wildman

 

Good to know ronjor is still here,
that he's gone from this thread I don't have to fear.
As for dedicating poems to noses,
I think BB deserves a bouquet of roses! http://bestsmileys.com/flowers/6.gif
Now colds are a 'pain', but Look!
Sooner you will recover, with a bunch of garlic to cook !
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Good morning to all of you
I havent been rhyming much it's true
I wish to you all a good day
not much more to say
Hope for all, it's really great
for this wish, I wont be late

 

Rita: Hay it's better late than never.
As you can see of late, even the Wildman has not been that clever.
Some times the rhymes I can write in a flash, at other times my mind is a miss mash.
Oh well that's the way it goes, so I am told, but hay I can always use the excuse that the Wildman is getting old.

Thanks
Wildman

 

I would rhyme
If I had the time
But I really don't
So I guess I won't.

 

That is a lie
which makes me cry,
so be a man,
I know you can
here's your card,
so be a bard !!

 

I really really would
If I really only could
But as for now
I'm not in the mood.
There's only one thing I'm thinking
Of something to be drinking
Nice and very cool
To go along with my food.

 

So what's cool to drink ?
Hmm, lemme think.
A half frozen beer with your food, Dude,
And what will you be having, dear ?
Enough there with us to share ??

 

Enough to share
Yes, but beware
It's cold outside and the wind is blowing
By the time you get here
It might be snowing.

 

And by that time I could be old,
thanks, but I don't care for food with mold.
As for windy weather, it is feared,
a tornado watch from the weather people here I heard !

 

A tornado I saw as well
it was very dangerous I can tell
it was on T.V.
which really convinced me

It is certain I don't have storms
especially some that can change forms
California is my home
and I'm glad it is, I'm never alone

 

Ah Mullet my young grandson, from experience I can tell you that tornadoes are no fun.
However there is something that you forget to tell, and that is California can sometimes shake like he**.
There is not a place on this earth that one can go, that the weather will not something weird show.
Your grandpa has been through quiet a few, but some would be still new.
Perhaps in my stories of some I may tell, you will have to check, but it keeps you looking here at Wilders as well.

Thanks Love
Wildman a.ka. Grandpa

 

Id Girl is back in this lovely stack.I miss you all and thats no lie, wait I'm not done don't make a sigh. But who I miss the most is BB , but all of you are also special to me.