The Rhyming game

Well in my part of this country, there's no green in sight,
only snow and cold, everywhere you look, it's a major fright.
Hope you enjoy your flowers down there in Texas, with a greenish thumb delight !

 

Ah I see were back to discussing the weather. In my part of Southern California it has gotten much better.
However I think I heard the weatherman say, the umbrellas don't yet put away.
The sun is out, the birds do sing. Hey it looks as if it could be spring.
So for now I'll enjoy what weather we have, it ain't so bad. I know in others parts of world they ain't so glad.

Thanks
wildman

 

Ah I see were back to discussing the weather. In my part of Southern California it has gotten much better.
However I think I heard the weatherman say, the umbrellas don't yet put away.
The sun is out, the birds do sing. Hey it looks as if it could be spring.
So for now I'll enjoy what weather we have, it ain't so bad. I know in others parts of world they ain't so glad.

The weather here is rough
to survive you have to be tough
today it's been sleet and snow
you stay home if you dont have to go

 

the weather in the wilds sounds boring
down here, you could go oaring
Flowers in bloom, lawn mowers are humming
sky is clear and everyone is sunning

lucky you to have weather so fine
oh ,it must be so sublime
to mow the grass and smell the flowers in bloom
instead of being confined to a room

 

Freezing and I'm blue to my neck,
the weather channel I will have to check,
when they say the sun will be out,
and I can run in my bikini again all about !

 

Humpty Dumpy stood on a wall,
Humpty Dumpy had a big ball,
all the kids' friends, and both parents,
looked stumbled and ran many errands,
when once he shot the ball too far,
into a window, and started a great neighbors war.




(Ignore please, just practicing a new, modern nursery rhyme
for my girlfriend's new baby, I shall sing to it in time !)

 

What was Humpty doing on that wall? Didn't he know he could fall?
Sure enough down he fell, an cracked his shell.
Omelets for all do tell.
I don't want them to try an put him together again.
I want another egg dish, the breakfast variety, that would be delish.
Little baby right now this don't mean nothing to you, but just wait till you've grew.
One of the things you'll have on the floor, will be the by product of Humpty having fallen once more.
Maybe it will be eggs an ham. Perhaps you'll start reading about the cat called Sam.
Little baby I don't even know you, but a friend of yours I sure do.
That is why I write this to, she can add this verse an sing it for you.
They call me the Wildman, but when it comes to little kids a kitty cat I am.

Thanks
wildman

 

Humpty was for sure a humangous egg,
For a truck-sized omelet I'd always beg !

 

Ronjor, I have to tell,
I'm so proud of you, I could yell.
This diet, will forever keep you well !!!

 

ronjor, your diet just sounds swell.
But, I'll have some eggs as well

Scrambled, poached, or even fried
(don't tell Nat , I think she'll cry)

lololol!!

 

I heard that my dearest friend !!
Oh well, I guess I will give up telling you my secret healthy trend.


(LOL LOL )

 

I heard that my dearest friend !!
Oh well, I guess I will give up telling you my secret healthy trend.

Nat,you'll be the healthiest in the end
while all of us are eating like a fiend
A big thumbs up to you and a big cheer
For you I'll have a beer

 

I appreciate the cheer, my dear.
But please guzzle it while you sit in your chair,
as I won't want you to fall and mess up your hair,
Just enjoy and stay on put,
Dear Ronjor will serve you more, I'm sure,
- as he should.

 

You arrived by being a gentleman, (I think )
women of these are quite a fan.
As for green beer, please enjoy,
but how the heck is it made, hope it don't sound coy,
Is in it green grass mixed with Soy

 

I'm afraid the darker the colour, the drunker I'll get,
a major hammer on my head I so do fret.
Maybe white and light beer just like snow,
I can handle better, I think I so know.

 

I'll take a beer or 2 all in honor of you know who (Nat)
Green, brown, pok-a-dot red
I don't care, it all goes to my head

 

Beer, dotty-red,
that would be fun, I bet !
But I think too many of those dots and bubbles,
would restrain me in my rubbles,
for a week in my bed.

 

Are you trying to lure me into drinking ?
Alcohol has in it the devil, many folks are thinking.
But what the heck,
gimme a drink of the green troll,
as long as you carry me home, or even roll.