The Rhyming game

Yum! Yes, Yes, let's do it.
Just be prepared to be totally unfit !

No problem eating pig on a stick
working out in the band will keep us slick.

 

That's a comment I can't refuse to acknowledge.
You prepare the roast - I'll bring some for the teeth to pick,
I hereby do pledge !

What a great band member you are!
Tell me, will you bring the teeth in a jar?

 

You are too kind for saying that !
But I thought I'd serve them on a silver plate thats flat.
And one by one tooth pick,
I'll just nicely to you flick.

A silver platter it is, teeth on top
as the teeth you do flick
I'll get my coat, hat, and take off in a trot

 

Flee, from Me ?
But why oh why ??
You're going to make Nat cry,
I just want to serve you,
I am that kind.
I truly hope that you don't mind.
And it's not the teeth I'll flip,
but the picks - take that as a tip !!

No crying please, it causes me to sneeze
I'm not running from Nat
I'm not fond of used toothpicks if you please
I hope you understand that.

 

I never mentioned toothpicks used.
It was You that you got me of that accused.
My tears make you allergic, are they full of acid ?!?
Please try taking some antacid.

Sorry for the confusion, and acting like a bum
as of now, I'm headed to get some Tums

 

Confusion forgotten and also you acting like a bum.
Perhaps I just was saying something really dum.
Ronjor, I got some tums for you on hand,
and they're flavorful, and not at all that bland !

Tums for the Tummy so they say
Thanks Nat, you saved the day!

 

You're very much welcome and may I suggest:
If you need more, my saying goes, "be my guest

Thanks so much Nat
in addition to rescuing stomachs
Tums build strong bones
and all that

 

And did you know Calcium get's rid of fat ?
And not just that,
indeed it makes bones strong as steel.
But don't just count on sweet pills,
have also some everyday healthy meal !

Looks like we've come full circle in this rhyme
let's get back to the pig on a stick one more time.

 

I sense you don't want to get educated much about health.
Rather nibble on fatty pigs,
that doesn't add much to the brain-cells' wealth.
But alright, once lets indulge,
we find later some slimming tricks.

Okay, okay, then here is the deal
we'll have soy and yogurt for our meal.

 

And don't forget to add some grains !
You know it adds fiber,
very helpful to prevent the bathroom pains

Are there any grains you care to suggest?
I'll try that fiber soon.
On that you can rest.

 

Ok, since you ask,
this from now on should be your task.
Add some Flaxseeds to your meal of oat,
and soon my friend, you'll feel like you float !

Is this what you say, flaxseeds to oat?
Are you sure this won't cause excessive bloat?

 

That dear, depends on your lifestyle status,
if you drink tons of water, I promise it will lessen the flatus

I wonder today how we got here to this state
were we talking about our band or did I make a mistake?