The Rhyming game

plant a maple
they're good and strong
for when it snows
they will stay long

then when you invite me over
I'll ask for pancakes
then some maple syrup I'll takes

 

Strong is good, it's built to last,
Maples sweet, I'll take your offer,
My teeth might crack,
But well worth the bother.

Don't forget a napkin too,
You will get syrup all over you!

I'll stir and stir the mix all day,
And when we eat, we'll both say YEY!

Then we'll be hypo and run like mad,
The laughter we have will make us glad,
Maybe we should get all here to go,
That would be a classic show!

So C'mon all lets eat some Maple,
We will bake pancakes and fill the table,
The thought of it simply makes me smile,
Even if for a little while.

puff puff

 

Then we'll be hypo and run like mad,
The laughter we have will make us glad,
Maybe we should get all here to go,
That would be a classic show!

So C'mon all lets eat some Maple,
We will bake pancakes and fill the table,
The thought of it simply makes me smile,
Even if for a little while

oh boy, maple pancakes
made from real maple,no fakes
we'll eat em all up
and we'll call them our sup!

 

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Then we'll be hypo and run like mad,
The laughter we have will make us glad,
Maybe we should get all here to go,
That would be a classic show!

So C'mon all lets eat some Maple,
We will bake pancakes and fill the table,
The thought of it simply makes me smile,
Even if for a little while

oh boy, maple pancakes
made from real maple,no fakes
we'll eat em all up
and we'll call them our sup!

Yum O Yum down they will go,
While we're bouncing to and fro,
What will be next when we've scoffed all that,
Something sweet or something flat.

 

Yum O Yum down they will go,
While we're bouncing to and fro,
What will be next when we've scoffed all that,
Something sweet or something flat

How about some wine
To drink as we dine
With steak and potato
and a salad, with a tomato

 

How about some wine
To drink as we dine
With steak and potato
and a salad, with a tomato

What a feast, my stomach is growling,
That all sounds fine, the coyotes are a howlin',
There's none for them, Uh Uh No way,
This meals is ours, lets enjoy today.

 

would you like a waitress with a ponytail?
I could get you a candlelight you'll look real swell

Glaze into each others eyes
I will gladly swat the flies

 

would you like a waitress with a ponytail?
I could get you a candlelight you'll look real swell

Glaze into each others eyes
I will gladly swat the flies

For sure you know a good idea,
You drink wine, I'll drink Beer,
The flies will add to the moment I'm sure,
We'll have to make sure to SHUT THE BLOODY DOOR !

 

ritaann, your such a lovely date
cartoonboy such a gentleman
what we you both be hav'in

Ignore the flies they'll soon be gone
they should no longer be a bother
least around dawn

I'll just spray them with some wine
they'll be gone in no time

 

What more can a man want,
The company of two ladies,
Food, wine, beer, flies and maple pancakes,
A great time it makes.

 

Hey you gang of conspire,
is my contract here ready to expire ?
Or am I plainly invisible
or not enough convincible,
What about me,
I'm the 3rd Lady here,
can't you see ?!?

 

you are surely lady number 1
especially when your in the sun
having fun
and a ton
gotta go
gotta run
to get done
with some whom (you know like 'rum")


(OK I'll stop now LOLOL!!! Before you call the 'crazy people' on me )

 

Well hello Nat, we are still here,
A little drink from drunking beer,
It's nice to know and good to see,
The company of another lady.

 

I believe right now there's a night time meal going on
so there should not be any scorching you see

We are quite busy swatting away all the flies
ritaann and cartoonboy were dining under the skies

 

First let's get somewhere a bit more shady,
but I'm glad you all are still there,
do we have new rules now to adhere ?

 

ritaann & cartoonboy alone under the skies ?
I bet those flies
acted a bit as chaperones in disguise !

 

First let's get somewhere a bit more shady,
but I'm glad you all are still there,
do we have new rules now to adhere ?

There are no rules to this game of ryhmes,
All you do is speak in time,
I did it then, I'll do it later,
I'll do it when my legs are straighter !

 

I understand but can only tell,
those legs of yours,
what happened, crushed them when you fell ?

 

let's have a picnic with the gang
I guess i will bring some Tang

 

I drank a bit of beer I did,
Down the front steps I slid

 

My face went wierd, it did just then,
When I read the word called Tang

 

And just, what else did you hit ?

 

Down the steps I slid today,
Got a splinter on the way,
I didn't yell nor did I scream,
I couldn't cause I hit a beam!!

That wasn't all I kept on going,
Noticed that the neighbor was mowing,
Could I stop? For sure I couldn't,
Lost a toe, I thought I wouldn't

 

Oh My God, lost a toe !!
Here let me help,
I think I can sew.