The Rhyming game

I am subject of demur,
as slippery as it is, I'd fall on the floor.

Only one solution I can see on hand
let's rent a gym and hire a band

 

That's a splendid idea!
But how do I get there,
by air ?

Unless you have wings, flying is out I fear
as far as getting here
If you're coming here as a must
the best bet would be to take a bus

 

Here we come ronjor!! I hope you don't mind
I invited the whole crew
we'll be right on time!

The news is all over town, that you all are coming down
the place is spruced and looks like a crown

Just a word of caution though, works everytime
put those smilies in a box when crossing state lines

 

warning heard clear
I'll leave them right here
but, I fear
no one will know me without them being there

I'm pretty sure we will know you but if in doubt
find your old BeetleBoss shirt and wear it when out

 

the dress is from the cleaners
the hair is in the tail
My make-up isn't quite done
But, who the heck can tell!!

makeup doesn't matter don't you see
we'll be looking into the mind for any glee

 

Don't look too hard
not sure what's there
maybe I should pull down my hair

Try a headstand and if you hear rattles
I'll make doubly sure no one tattles

 

Catch the marbles if they should roll
don't want to pay someone's toll

I hate to see you lose your marbles, so they say
It's not really a problem, they can be replaced with hay

 

I'd rather have the feeling of something's up there,
maybe something like clay.

Looks like your in luck today as far as clay
today we have specials on red, green or grey
nothing worse than empty space in the cabaza
better fix it fast before they come and getcha

 

Well I have some ticks,
I think blue clay would sure be my picks.
But why would I have to pay some bills,
can I get some with just my Wills ?

Ticks? Are those similar to fleas
if so, let's change the subject please
as far as the question on wills
I much prefer dollar bills

 

Noo, ticks as in bodily cramps,
have you never heard of those,
perhaps from your 'grams' ?! (grandparents)

Sounds severe, don't come too near
Can those be cured with common beer?
I've heard of fevers from long ago past
all my info says they don't last