The quotes of a pc user..

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  1. TrBot

    TrBot Registered Member

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    These have got to be some of the funniest quotes I have ever heard from a pc user:

    "I have (McCafee)Anti-virus, so I will never get a virus ever again"

    "I have never had a problem with (such and such)" -such and sucj continues to freeze.

    Q)"I have virrii, how do I get rid of it"
    A)Use an Antivirus/antispy perhaps?
    Reply)Oh I don't like AV software, the little pop ups in the corner telling me
    I have a virus are annoying.

    "I typed in ROMS in Google and nothing came up"

    What are some of yours?
     
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    The classic, of course, has to be from the zillion or so new (and not so new, sometimes) users who want to know where in heck the "any" key is, when instructed to press "it". :cool:
     
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    Ah well, we all had to start somewhere!

    (No no newbies, don't start to type s o m e w h e r e now! :eek: :rolleyes: )


    :D
     
  6. TrBot

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    Mind you, the guy who said these will format the HD every time he gets a trojan. Even if he gets something 1 low level one..
     
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    I got it Rita, but it took me a minute. I thought it was just sticking out it's tongue. :p :p :p :p :D
     
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    <Southern Accent + Hostility towards tech support>
    "My computer don't have a double-click...I was told it has a double-click and I want my money back right now.

    <tech support>
    "Sir, a double-click is what you do with the mouse (<snip-explaining what a mouse is>) when you press the left button twice quickly.

    <Southern man>
    "I don't care what you say, My computer don't have a double-click and I am going to be getting my money back"

    ...sigh (sad but true)
     
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    Well - The funniest one I heard was - "My Intel Extreme Graphics is better than your GeForce FX 5900"

    and "AMD = Advanced Media Director"

    :D
     
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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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    I had a client call me up rather angry that her floppy disk would not go in the drive, knowing the client I told her to wait until I called around. When I arrived she had the floppy disk on the CDROM tray, and no it won’t go in :rolleyes: :eek: :D
     
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    "The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'." © G.W.Bush
     
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