The Obedient Wife

> The Obedient Wife
> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had
> > saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
> > came to his money. Just before he died, he
> > said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all
> > my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
> > the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all
> > of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the
> > casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his
> > wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
> > When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready
> > to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
> > with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
> > undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her
> > friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money
> > ! in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a
> > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going
> > to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put
> > that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I
> > got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he
> > can cash it, he can spend it." Send this to every clever female you
> > know.

 

Read it ~ Thanks !!

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So do women really want all our money?

 

Probably just as much as men want all our sex.

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Man I think somebody just got SLAMMED!!

 

Nah, I think women want our money whether we get that or not. But can't really blame men after all that's the way mother nature made us. Men like sex simply because it's the survival of the species. That's why men are the way they are, but as for women......

 

i doubt many men like sex for reproduction purposes

 

How come you are generalizing ?
You honestly believe ALLLL women want your money, huh ?

Well.

And about men liking sex. WE want to make sure of the survival of the species just as badly as the men !
Whether there's money involved or not.

 

LOL! You are so ...so...right.

 

I think somebody just got SLAMMED AGAIN.
Nat-2 you-0

 

Basically men are driven to have sex. That's what basically testosterone does to a man, it drives him to it. It's a primal urge that is just about irresistible. If women had more testosterone running through their veins they would understand.........and be a bit hairier . I didn't make it this way God did. That's what women need to understand about men. Although some do and attempt to use it to their own advantage.

 

since this is a family oriented forum, maybe we should discuss the biological urges of the human species in private instead of here

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I guess it may have come across that way. Well I thought we were just having a playful discussion here. No, I'm certainly not assuming all women are like that.

 

Women have (some) testosterone too, ya know.

Say...have you ever been "burnt" before ??

 

Oops, sorry, lol.
Just saw this.

 

Sooo...discussing biology is out of the question...

 

1. Yes, but not nearly at the level men do. Ok maybe a few women do.

 

I would think that this would make them
female Apes.

 

I can just hear one of those fine women asking their spouse......."Honey, can you shave my back today?"

 

Honey can I borrow your razor
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True!

And whats good about it is...at least they don't have to ask
"Honey, does this all make me look fat ?"

 

HAHAHA !!

 

OK this thread was a litle funny at first but now it's simply disgustapatory... Yes, I do mean disgustapatory.

 

ROFLMAO