> The Obedient Wife > > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had > > saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it > > came to his money. Just before he died, he > > said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all > > my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to > > the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all > > of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the > > casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his > > wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. > > When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready > > to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box > > with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the > > undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her > > friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money > > ! in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a > > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going > > to put that money in that casket with him." You mean to tell me you put > > that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I > > got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he > > can cash it, he can spend it." Send this to every clever female you > > know.