Something to Wonder About

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  1. beetlejuice

    beetlejuice Registered Member

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    How come when you mix water and flour together...



    you get glue..



    and then you add eggs



    and sugar...



    and you get cake?



    Where did the glue go?



    NEED AN ANSWER?



    You know darned well where it went!



    That's what makes the cake...



    Stick to your BUTT!! :eek:
     
  2. bigc73542

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    You are right. But it doesn't look like glue. :D
     

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    In the case of men it's stick to your GUT!
    I could provide a picture if I had to, but this board has a policy against indecent exposure. :D
     
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    :D ;) Thank goodness.
     
  5. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Ahhhh! So that'swhy I have to have my underwear surgically removed every three months..... I love Cake........

    Cochise, :cool: :rolleyes:
     
  6. Acadia

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    I have often wondered, if you were a mirror what would you see when you look into a mirror? (I'm serious, pretty bad, huh) :eek:

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  7. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    It's alright Acadia, just stay calm 'til we can get you back to that nice warm room with those nice men in their pretty white uniforms, you'll be able to lay down and rest and all those mirrors in those mirrors in those mirrors in those mir............Shhhh! I think he's sleeping now......... :p :p :p

    Cochise, (Dr.) :cool: :eek: :eek:
     
  8. Acadia

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    Didn't help because I also have wondered (again I'm serious) what would it be like if there were nothing, I mean nothing, not even the space that a perfect vacume would occupy, no time, NOTHING. (Hmmm, aren't you folks the least bit concerned that a "case" like me has gravitated toward folks like you, does "like attract like", oops, sorry about that ;) )

    Acadia (you know, the one in the straight-jacket in the padded room)
     
  9. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    I can tell you exactly what it would be like.....you'd be late for work every day, when you got there there would be nothing there and you would have nothing to do, when you left, you wouldn't know you'd gone so you might just as well have stayed where you weren't to start with, apart from that you would have to take into consideration that the higher they went the fewer there are and so just to summarise and to put it all in a non-existent peripharal........need I say more.........Oh! look, that bright light has come back......."way down upon the Swanee River...........I feel really light and floaty.........

    Cochise, :cool: (Any replies should be sent to..........
     
  10. Acadia

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    Cochise, you been hitting the peyote again?

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  11. beetlejuice

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    What did you guys do? Have a private peyote party and not invite your friends? :'(
     
  12. bigc73542

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    Acadia some nice gentleman from this place were inquiring about your whereabouts, but honest I didn't tell them a thing.
     

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  13. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    Have I been hitting the peyote, that's rich coming from someone who thinks he's a mirror living in a non-existent vacuum......what's peyote anyway?, if it does that to you....lead me to it, I'll try anything once, sounds like my kind of Drinkies.

    Is it alright to eat cake with it?......just thought I'd keep the original thread going here....

    Cochise, :cool:
     
  14. Acadia

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    Peyote is a "magic" mushroom that the American Indians used for their "spiritual" visions ... never tried it, I'm like this naturally ... :eek:

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    Peyote is a cactus :rolleyes:
     
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    So that explains why I only got sick when I tried ... oops, I mean I stand corrected.

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    Well, :doubt: that wouldn't be as bad as it might seem...

    for instance our wallets will not appear so empty,

    if you don't pay your taxes there is no need to fear an audit,

    if our mind is a blank, it doesn't matter too much.

    There is always a silver lining, even when there aren't any clouds :D
     
  18. Uguel707

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    hmmmm,

    What does nothing look like when there is nothing to compare it against?

    o_O

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    It looks like nothing else in this world!!!

    How is that for a double-barrelled circuitous response! :D
     
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    well...still wallowing :doubt:
     
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    No worries, dear, so am I :-*
     

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    Here is a pic. of the little brain blaster. :D
     

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  23. Cochise

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    Question:-.....Isn't Peyote an American wild dog?.....No!.....That's a Coyote......I thought a Coyote was was a Mexican horse......No! That's a Cayuse.....I thought a Cayuse was a little boat that Eskimos paddle about in.....No!.....That's a Kayak.....I thought a Kayak was something you made from Flour and Water, sugar, Currants.........

    Cochise, :cool:
     
  24. MikeBCda

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    There you go, trying to post something that was no doubt intended as infinitely profound on Friday the 13th. :D

    I don't consider myself superstitious in other respects -- but I absolutely refuse to jump out of a 13th-floor window. ;)
     
  25. bigc73542

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    I am not superstitious either but I am glad most buildings dont have a 13th floor so I am not tempted to jump out of it just to see if it is unlucky :D :D ;)
     
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