Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by bigc73542, Dec 17, 2004.
LOL ... don't give them any ideas I can see it now the M$.Format.C virus
I don't get it. I was scanning my computer and it locked up! Am I hijacked??
Maybe it's ur hidden settings ...
Hmmm could be
achtung! this is not good - to the artillery my minions!
oops pretend you didnt see this - if you are affiliated or anything like that
Surely it is not your intention to sacrifice all of your minions by using them as cannon fodder. Alas and alack!
March on, big ed
nah just as cannonballs
Kinda reminds me of the Carnival performers "The Great Zuccinis". They used to get blasted out of a cannon, over a Ferris Wheel, into a net (hopefully). If one of the Brothers got mad at the other the explosive charge might be lessened just enough so that you had to scrape a Zucccini off the wheel.
Play on, big ed
Some funny images...
MICROSOFT -- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
WINDOWS -- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
PENTIUM -- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
IBM -- I Blame Microsoft
MS-DOS -- Microsoft's Defective Operating System
BASIC -- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
PCMCIA -- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
BILL GATES --Became Insanely Lucrative Lunatic, Gains Assloads of Tokens Exporting Shitware
Bill Gates making love.
Bill Gates is making the love when his wife says to him:
" Darling, I don't enjoy this! "
"Shut Down, Terminate, Ignore or Quit?"
IE= Idiotic Explorer
But you now what you get:
win 95/98 : # reboots when installing software
win 200x : 200x security holes
win nt : needs trashing
win xp : eXPensive
win ME : more errors
This must be the upgrade feature we have all been waiting for.
Windows 95 Extras
The 'Recycle Bin' has been named something more fitting:
The computer no longer makes you click an American 'OK' but a proper Aussie "You Ripper".
World Domination 99:
Is Windows a virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
They replicate quickly. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so. Okay, Windows does that
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows does that, too.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
Windows ain't a virus, its a bug!
Another world domination
Bill Gates is damn horrid!!!
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