Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version

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  1. Longboard

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    Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version
    Unix: You shoot yourself in the foot.
    DOS: You keep running up against the one-bullet barrier.
    MS-Windows: The gun blows up in your hand.
    Windows NT: The gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the other.
    OS/2: The gun and the bullet aren't speaking to each other any more.
    Mac Finder: It's easy to shoot yourself in the foot -- just point and shoot.
    AIX: You can shoot yourself in the foot with either a .38 or a .45.
    IRIX: The Terminator shoots you in the foot. A T-Rex bites your other foot.
    SVR4: The gun isn't compatible with your foot.
    Minix: You learn how to shoot yourself in the foot with a Saturday Night Special.
    Linux: Generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free.
    HURD: You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot Real Soon Now.
    VM/CMS: IBM shoots you in the foot.
    VMS: \FOOT\ ambiguous: supply more toes.
    AMIGA-DOS: The gun works pretty well, except that few people use one and it's impossible to find bullets.
    Mach: The bullets work pretty well, but they don't make guns for it any more.
    Cray: You shoot yourself in the foot with an Uzi.
    MasPar: You shoot all of your friends' feet simultaneously.

    Ach: I'm finding geek jokes funny :blink: ..LOL: doomed I tell you, doomed.

    Some other gems: oldies, but goodies:
    http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Shakespearean_Insults.html
    http://www.ariel.com.au/jokes/Psychiatric_Patient.html
    Originals:
    http://www.ariel.com.au/
     
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    We are doomed indeed ...
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    Xubuntu live CD: You shoot yourself in the foot,reboot,Did that Happen?
     
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