I'm using this guide: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/DebootstrapChroot edit: Solved. I'm sure I'll run into more issues soon.
Well the idea would be to run a minimal debian install in the Chroot and then throw something like xchat into it. But it was a pain in the ~ Snipped as per TOS ~ so I'll put that on the backburner and deal with it another day when I have the motivation.