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Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Rita, Apr 25, 2005.

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  1. Rita

    Rita Infrequent Poster

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    email I received with a different slant on rednecks

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.


    Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya`ll know who ya are...
    You might be a redneck if. . ..

    It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "

    You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

    You bow your head when someone prays.

    You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

    You've never burned an American flag.

    You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

    You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    If you got this email from me it is because I believe that you, like me have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
     
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  3. Rita

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    Oh My!
    What great looking cakes-believe I could eat three fourths of them without blinking an eye lol :D
    cleaning gives me a ravenous appetite
     
  4. SonyaM32

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    Yep, born n bred redneck here !!!!

    me too, that cake looks too good !!!!
     
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    o_O Does one even have to ask if the Wildman is a red neck?

    Thanks
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    :D :cool: :p :D :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  8. Rita

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    Taking one now,am so tired I can barely sit up and type lol :D :D
     
  9. ~*Nat*~

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    Take your time Rita...and enjoooooyyyy.
    This glass will last ya at least 3 days......
     
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    [bounce]M'i dnoe,
    raedy four thee scenod onne


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    We don't have rednecks up here in Canada(except for maybe, dog). :D

    Would that be the same as no necks? o_O

    We do have a few of those here. ;) :D


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    I think you're DONE with that brew. :rolleyes:

    Have something that'll make you ..err...normal again. :blink:


    http://img206.echo.cx/img206/122/coffee8tu.jpg
     
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    I have to agree with the entire list ;) Been a redneck my whole life and proud of it.

    bigc
     
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    My vehicle of choice is a pickup truck. :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
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    :D In the words of the song Bigc: "We say sir and we say mamm, an if ya ain't into that, we don't give a damn.".

    Thanks
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    :cool: ;) :p :eek: :eek:
     
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    Sang by HW Jr. ;)
     
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    I guess all groups of people have to have a label and that is the one we got. It really isn't to bad :D Just think, you could be an Okie redneck like me :D
     
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    Yup..that is the reason Rita....and I enjoy being a redneck in ma neck of the woods. I could make you a longer lists but can't reach ma writin' paper and times a wastin' while the sun is still up. ;)
     

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    mine's a jeep :D
     
  21. Rita

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    Bout like my place :D
     

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    Dog might be kin..but Ma is still checking with the relatives .. *puppy*
     

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    sis is going to keep me drunk on that for a long time lol-sure wont get anything else done :D
     
  25. Rita

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    learned something today-didnt know Berlin was your home city till now
     
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