ReceipeForHangOvers

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Drunk, Jan 1, 2005.

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  1. Drunk

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    Please advise.
     
  2. Bubba

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    Drink plenty of water
    Take Vitamin C as it may increase the rate of alcohol breakdown in the body.
    Drink plenty of water
    Eat some burnt toast
    Drink plenty of water
     
  3. big ed

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    Three more Bloody Marys.
     
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    ROFLMAO....yeah....I forgot this one :)

    "American (Old West): Hot water mixed with jackrabbit droppings."
     
  6. ~*Nat*~

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    Excellent !

    And the best receipe for future Alcoholism.

    ;)
     

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  7. Rita

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    Don't mix a lot of different types of alcoholic drinks (liquor, then wine, then beer). Loudon Wainwright wrote a song about this:
    Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after-dinner drinks
    Single-entendre
    Help me, Rhonda
    Locate my cufflinks
    Come with me and you all will see that it all be alright
    Rudolph the red-nosed wino will guide our sleigh tonight.
    Don't overdo it with colored liquors (red wine, whiskeys, cordials, dark rum). A cheap red wine hangover is absolutely THE WORST. Death without actually passing into the next world.
    Don't overdo it with sweet blended concoctions. This is the classic mistake of high-school idiots, dumb college undergrads, and basic novice drinkers (who will probably never drink again). All of these sick sugary trendy drinks with cream of whatever, and doughnut-flavored schnapps, and layers of nifty floating colored syrups and liquers. Oh, please. Gag. Gallons of Coca-Cola mixed with hard liquor. Imitation raspberry-flavored margaritas and "daiquiris". (Raise your hand if you've ever even SEEN a real daiquiri.) The combination of all of that sugar in the stomach with the mandatory alcoholic kick in the head - the end-result is almost always the same. (I STILL remember the sight of the sidewalk outside of a cheezy teen bar in Underground Atlanta back when they served 18-yr.-olds.) Most kids still have to learn the hard way. Some people think it's a rite of passage to "adulthood". Yeah, right. :D :D
     
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    Drink plenty of water: Soothes burning sensation in throat

    Take Vitamen C: If you happen to fall in snobank may help to stave off pneumonia

    Eat burnt toast: You will gag on soft bread

    Drink plenty of water: When you have drunk enough you will get rid of all of the above.

    Repeat 6 times until you either feel better or pass out
     
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    Yeah Bubba, that would be understandable

    :p
     
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    Here is the perfect cure for a hangover. Don't drink the night before :D :D
     
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    As a follower of the above suggestion (didn't always) I approve that message.

    play on, big ed
     
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    Kewel :cool: - bring him on dude - purrrrrrr!! :D a woman's perfect cure for a hangover. :D
     
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    Whoa mama :eek:
     
  16. big ed

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    Don't fret bigc. Already alerted Fire Dept. Might have to hose her down.

    Play on big ed
     
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    she gets a little frisky after swimming in the glass ;)
     
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    I can't wait to see her reply!
     
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    [MOVE]DON"T DRINK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!![/MOVE]
     
  21. Cochise

    Cochise A missed friend

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    I'll Drink to that Peaches......Save the Bath-water for me......Have large Glass...Am willing to travel...........Anybody else interested in a Bathfull of Peach scented Booze?......... :D



    Cochise, :cool:
     
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    Sheesh - gonna need a bigger glass to be able to house u, bigc and now Big Ed - what a whole lot of splashing goin' on! :D :D But I am leaving for Downunder on Friday ... hmmmm :D
     
  23. big ed

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    Whole lotta splashing going on!

    Whats Jerry Lee Lewis got to do with this?

    Swim on, big ed
     
  24. Jimbob1989

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    I've only just read this, maybe I should have read it before waking up New Years day with one of the mother of all hangovers.

    Jimbob
     
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