one liners

The best gardening clubs are grass roots organizations

 

the only thing worse than a sleeping dog, is a dead one

 

Bicycle ridding is illegal! It is against the law to peddle ones posterior.

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wildman

 

My hindsight is always 20/20

 

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

 

Give me ambiguity or give me something else!

 

Is a barber who works in a Library called a Barbarian?

 

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

 

Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.

 

Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway.

 

Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.

 

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond.

 

To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.

 

To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong!

 

To find the person you can truly trust, look no further than the nearest mirror.

 

To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.

 

To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil. (Prophet Mohammed)

 

Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times.

 

True love can not be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it does.

 

True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are.