one liners

A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks.. by that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

 

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

 

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

 

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

 

Indecision is the key to flexibility

 

Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.

 

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

 

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

 

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

 

Have these people ever heard of a longish word called "Ethics"!

Jimbob

 

I think another saying with the same meaning is 'Seperating the wheat from the chaf'

Jimbob

 

"I have school in the Morning"
Jimbob

"I bet the School can hardly wait....."
Cochise

 

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

 

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's safer to harass rich women than biker gangs.

 

Help! Somebody slapped a "stop payment" on my sanity check!

 

"Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing."

 

Funny! ...but maybe true too!

 

probaly is--As for myself I'd rather harrass a rich woman than a biker gang,if I was to harrass either

 

Farmers are outstanding in their field.

Thanks
wildman

 

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone