one liners

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled

 

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end

 

Who the Dickens wrote "Oliver Twist", anyway

 

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The world is like a beehive: We all enter by the same door but we live in different cells.

 

The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.

 

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.

 

dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you

 

Some you win, some you lose.. that would make a change

Jock

 

If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack!

 

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

 

Making your own hard liquor is a whiskey business

 

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Ok, I know its more than 1 line....
but, I've only posted on this thread a few times.

"Better never trouble trouble
Until trouble troubles you,
For you're sure to make your trouble
Double trouble when you do.
And your trouble, like a bubble,
That you're troubling about,
May be nothing but a cipher
With the rim rubbed out."

 

Passing school zone, Take it slow, Let our little Shavers grow - Burma Shave

 

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

 

It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

 

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone.

 

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture

 

Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, just as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.

- François de La Rouchefoucauld

 

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.

 

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

 

"Civilization is doomed, children no longer obey their parents, crime
is rampant, the world is becoming polluted and everywhere people fight
unnecessary wars."

(From a 4000 year old Babylonian Tablet)

 

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.

 

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes... there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.