one liners

Today it's up to you to create the peacefulness you long for.

 

The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.

 

The trouble is, by the time you have money to burn, the fire has gone out.

 

Every woman is at heart a mother; every man is at heart a bachelor.

 

The truth will set you free...but first, it will make you miserable.

 

The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.

 

Give a kiss to the person who sits next to you.
A good evening is one spent in good company.

 

If you're innocent until proven guilty, why are you put in jail?

 

Time is of the essence.

 

Beauty is skin deep.

 

what the f**k is the internet?

 

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

 

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

"Hire teenagers while they still know everything."

 

Grandchildren grow more quickly than children."

 

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids."

 

Adults are just kids who owe money

 

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

 

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

 

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

 

Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you will understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.

 

Third time lucky.