one liners

I've been suffering from that ever since my terrible accident incurred whilst taking part in the World Barbed-wire hurdling Championships.....


C'ouch'ise,

 

Lets continue shall we..

 

Earlier people used to switch on TV's after getting bored with their routine work. Now they switch on to routine work after getting bored with TV.

 

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

 

Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.

 

Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until he starts to work.

 

Even if I'm not asleep, that doesn't mean I'm awake.

 

Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

 

Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!

 

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

 

Remember that these one-liners are all from a book I have... (seriously not a one liner)

 

The word "DIET' is just the word "DIE" with a "T" on the end.

 

Gasp! are you sure!!!
How can it be!!
Such heresy!!
LOL

How true [just ask my electrical teacher!]

Hey... that's a 2 liner... gotcha... the BB police will get you now!

The Ginger Meggs comic strip once said...

 

If I remember correctly, this is an amino acid? Even though it seems like a sugar to me [-serine ending]
But it isn't in the IUPAC naming system, so I can't be sure.

 

no13,

''Gasp! are you sure!!!
How can it be!!
Such heresy!!
LOL''

-Never even struck me (you know about diet being 'die' with a T)!!!

''How true [just ask my electrical teacher!]''

-You couldn't be more right!

''Hey... that's a 2 liner... gotcha... the BB police will get you now!''

-EEKS!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!

But you have a nice day, no13 and BeetleBoss!

Regards,
Firecat

 

It's a protein, more commonly known as tryptophan synthetase (E. coli variant I believe).

Blue

 

Rather than create many little posts (not because I don't want a high post count or because of my keyboard but mostly because its damn hot...

I quite like the Lao Tzu saying below and included the variants cause at least some of them are funny, the dilbert variant of this is not too bad either

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and you will feed him for a lifetime.

Variants :

Teach a man to fish and he will kick your ass and steal your fishing pole.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
Teach a man to fish, and though he's fed for life, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.
Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish. Teach a man to fish, you give up your monopoly on fisheries.
Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him a ton of accessories.
Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime ... unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi -- then you also need to teach him how to cook.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day, if you teach a man a fish he'll get drunk then fall out of his boat and drown.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; Teach him to use the Internet, and he won't bother you for weeks!
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give him a case of dynamite and soon the village will be showered with mud and seaweed and unidentifiable chunks of fish.
Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll overfish, cause famine in the next three regions and pollute the atmosphere with his fish.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give a man religion and he will starve to death praying for a fish
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you can get rid of him for a whole weekend.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Enlighten him further, he owns a chain of seafood restaurants
If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day; if you give a man a machine that makes fish, teach him to operate it, and enslave him, you feed yourself for a lifetime.
Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.
Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.
Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi - then you also have to teach him to cook.
Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.
Give a man a fish, and you satisfy his fish craving for a day. Give him fish aversion therapy, and you eliminate the craving for life.
Give a woman a fish and you'll be sleeping on the couch again
Give a man a fish, and he'll wonder what you want from him.

NB: This obviously doesn't apply when processing HijackThis output, because man would all too often end up as a woman with the added bonus of having sushi all over the floor

 

Showw off. LOL
seriously tho'... i like the power of google even more!

Ok... REALLY seriously...
The longest word is supposed to be an amino acid [over 4,500 characters long!]

 

It also helps being a chemist who's done a fair amount of solid phase oligopeptide synthesis in the past. It's google (or any other search tool) + having some previous knowledge which helps zero in the search strategy.

On the longest word - that would also be a protein, which is comprised of amino acids and in mature form it can be glycosylated or have some other form of secondary derivatization (e.g. disulfide bridges between cysteine residues).

But enouigh of the chemistry lesson, it's the weekend.

Blue

 

Small world.

Blue (contributing my "one-liner"...)

 

Yipes! You got me there, cap'n!

I'm fairly certain it was and amino acid... but It's been 6 years since I learnt about it...

 

Don't know about the long word bit, but it all sounds to me like the makings of a very dry Cocktail.....at which point in the process do you add the Vodka, the Absinthe and the Turps?.....I'm also assuming it should not be shaken under any circumstances...right?


Cochise,

PS. How do you get that long word as being a one liner, or is it classed as a long liner being used as one word..?

 

Right after you validate the sequence, queue up the reagents, hit the go button, and kick back... {insert Cocktail here}

Correct, under no circumstances is stirring performed unless the agitator is suspended - too much particle attrition - the automated units always shake (and you were probably just trying to pull in the Bond reference )

Blue

 

Right......so what your saying Blue is.....we need a 'Bonding Agent'......



Cochise,