one liners

Don't listen to what I say; listen to what I mean.

 

Don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, measure it by how many times you get your breath taken away.

 

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. (Mary Smich)

 

Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been but also where you're going.

 

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)

 

Don't tell God how big your problems are...tell your problems how big your God is.

 

Don't worry that there won't be a tomorrow, it's already tomorrow in Australia.

 

Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.

 

Due to financial difficulties the light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off.

 

Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives.

 

1. Firecat is screwing with the board.
2. Firecat is flirting with the wrath of the Admins
3. Firecat wants only a high post count.
and finally...
4. Firecat vs Bigbuck is about to happen [remember the duckel indecents incident of the BigBob and JimBuck era?]

 

That's easy enough

 

He's only up to the D's.....He's got most of the alphabet to go!

 

Firecat is going to wear a keyboard out

bigc

 

Fear of long words - Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (really!)

 

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

 

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

 

the longest word (a medical term)



methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamyl- serylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminyl- leucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamyl- glycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenyl- alanylvalylthreonylleucylglycylaspartyl- prolylglycylisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartyl- threonylleucyl isoleucylglutamylalanyl- glycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamyl leucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanyl- serylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartyl- glycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminyl- asparaginylalanylthreonylleucylarginyl- alanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl- glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanyl- glutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl- glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucyl- isoleucylarginylglutaminyllysylhistidyl- prolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucyl- glycylleucylleucylmethionyltyrosylal- anylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl- asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylas- partylglutamylphenylalanyltyrosylal- anylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysyl- valylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucyl- valylalany laspartylvalylprolylvalyl- glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolyl phenylalanylarginylglutaminylalanyl- alanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginyl- valylalanylprolylisoleucylphenylalanyl- isoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl- alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucyl- leucylarginylglutaminylisoleucylalanyl- seryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyl- tyrosylthreonyltyrosylleucylleucyl- serylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonyl- glycylalanylglutamylasparag- inylarginylalanylalanylleucylprolyl- leucylasparaginylhistidylleucylvalyl- alanyllysylleucyllysylglutamyltyrosyl- asparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolyl- leucylglutaminylglycylphenylalanyl- glycylisoleucylserylalanylprolyl- aspartylglutaminylvalyllysylalanyl- alanylisoleucylaspartylalanyl- glycylalanylalanylglycylalanyliso- leucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleu- cylvalyllysylisoleucylisoleucylglutamyl- glutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucyl- glutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionyl- leucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl- alanylvalylglutaminylprolylmethionyl- lysylalanylalanylthreonylarginylserine

 

OK guys, I'll slow down! I am new to the ten-forward forums...Sorry again! I really do not want to start a flame war or something...Besides, I don't wanna compete with Bigbuck either; he gave me my avatar and I owe him one!

And no13, I do not want a high post count or something... But I might say the rest of what you say might very well come true...No disrespect please. I don't wanna get into troubles with the Admins either. But I'm not greedy as you think. If you think I'm doing something wrong, tell me. I'll slow down now.

Best Regards,
Firecat

 

and for $50, can anybody tell what it means? (Try not to use google on this one)

As a former med-student...I do know

 

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

-or-

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

 

Just screwing with ya...
Old habits die hard. [that's one to remember?]
enjoy the friendly banter... before BB gets started
Post as much as you like... that's the point of Ten-forward [and probably your dad will get you a new keyboard?]
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:jRE6cT_lKssJ:http://www.securenet.bc.ca/Products/DP1010/keyboard.jpg

 

I see no13,

haha- My keyboard is relatively new...Got a spare one in the back if I ever need it..But I most probably won't post any more one-liners right now..maybe later today.. Anyhow, from now on its maximum four in a row!!!

EDIT:- Maybe eight one-liners in a row?

BTW, where did you get that picture?

Regards,
Firecat

 

my keyboad's trashed...
broken and sticky keys... "w", "space bar", "down arrow key"
u a lucky boy, boy

Google search for the picture... image search.

yeah... 8in a row will be funky.