one liners

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

 

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.

 

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

 

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. (William Temple)

 

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

 

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

 

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

 

Consider how hard it is to change yourself; and you will understand what little chance you have trying to change others.

 

Copy from one and its plagiarism. Copy from two and its research.

 

Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.

 

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

 

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

 

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

 

Dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

 

Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com

 

Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.

 

Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.

 

Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.

 

Don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what it hides...

 

Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.

 

Don't ever slam a door- you may want to go back.

 

Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.

 

Don't let anybody walk trough your mind with dirty feet. (Gandhi)

 

Don't let your life slip through your fingers by living in the past or for the future.

 

Don't limit your challenges - challenge your limits.