one liners

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political

career.

 

This is fun but I quit for now

 

Los Angeles Police Department Virus: It claims it feels threatened by other files on your PC and erases them in "self defense."

 

FUN SHOULDN'T FEEL LIKE WORK!!! SORRY, RONJOR, I THINK I AM GETTING THAT TUNNEL THING IN MY WRIST!!

HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!

HAVE A GREAT DAY, BIGC!!

 

Thanks a lot, BeetleBoss! (no, this isn't a one liner)

Lets continue shall we?

 

Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies.

 

Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

 

Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

 

Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

 

Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.

 

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

 

Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it.

 

Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories (John Wilmot)

 

Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean.

 

''Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman'' (Mr. Sim York Soo)

 

Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image.

 

Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

 

B(est) I(nformation) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth).

 

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.

 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

 

By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

 

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.