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    Is it possible to be completly partial?
     
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    Been reading all those great jokes you all tell!! My sides are splittttt! :D
     
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    What I can't figure out is how can you remember if a joke or one-liner has already been postedo_O Beats Me!!
     
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    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
     
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    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
     
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    I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
     
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    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
     
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    If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
     
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    Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
     
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    Should vegetarians eat animal cookies
     
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    Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
     
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    Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
     
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