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  1. ronjor

    ronjor Global Moderator

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    A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
     
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    ninty percent of all New York cabbies are recently arrived immigrants
     
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    People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.
     
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    I've never seen a walk signal that gave you enough time to "walk" across the street. Shouldn't it say "Run"?
     
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    No one knows why but 90% of women that enter department stores turn immediatly to the right on entering
     
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    My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.
     
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    Amount American airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class was $ 40.000
     
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    Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
     
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    They say love is blind, but marriage is a real eye opener :eek:
     
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    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
     
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    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
     
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    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
     
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    State with the higest % of people that walk to work. (Alaska)
     
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    Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
     
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    Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
     
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    Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
     
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    can you be a closet claustraphobic
     
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    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
     
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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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