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  1. bigbuck

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    A subservient fish is one that knows his plaice.
     
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    He ate wheat even though he was allergic to it, because he was a gluten for punishment.
     
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    I once knew a bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender.
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    A cheap eye surgeon is probably cutting corneas. ~groan~
     
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    Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
     
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    Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. ~shoot me now!~
     
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    Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
     
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    there are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a Mc Donalds Big Mac Bun
     
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