Now, Let's talk some Golf!

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

"What is your sin, my child?" the priest asks back.

"Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible."

"When did you do use this awful language?" said the priest.

"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."

"Is that when you swore?"

"No, Father." Said the man. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in his mouth and began to run away."

"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the priest again.

"Well, no," said the man, "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"

"Is THAT when you swore?" asked the amazed priest.

"No, not yet." The man replied. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away in his claws, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."

"Did you swear THEN?" asked the now impatient priest.

"No, because as the ball fell it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, and rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."

"You missed the %#$* putt, didn't you?" sighed the priest

 

I get the impression that fella in the background with the horns is not impressed with your speed of play. Time to pick 'em up and move to the next hole!

 

...Well, did you miss the putt??

 

Anyone contemplating a career in Golf? Maybe I can help your decision making process...

 

$500.000.00 a week or you could be a greens keeper

 

Continued...

And if you need an analysis of your golf swing in preparation for Q-School...

 

Maybe in the middle-east. Not much grass there...

 

Been There; Done That. Don't lose too many balls that way.

 

Most golf i've played in one day is 63 holes ! ( and no cart either ! Walking it ! )
Best score 72 with a hole in one that day !

 

Thats a lot of golf

 

I used to be quite an avid golf freak !
Drove from Ottawa, Canada to Myrtle beach, SC for a round of golf once !

 

Thats dedication

 

Geez, i wonder if it might have anything to do why she left ?........................

 

....and to think I got accused of telling tall tales here!

 

Nah couldn't be that

 

I swear the god, no lies !
Except that the 72 score was not made on the day i played 63 holes !

 

Uh-huh

 

Full hip waders, RJ.
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