My Dollies!

wow, I like them!

But what happened with Skippy?

 

SKIPPY??.....Skippy who?....You don't mean "T-T-ttttt-t-t-t-T-t"..'Fallen down the Mine-shaft Skippy' do you?.....What have Skippy and Barbie been upto now?.....


Cochise,

 

LOL! Cochise, I am pretty sure she means Skipper!! Barbie's little sister!

I went looking for her today and found out Skipper is living a very edgy life!! No fashion shows or shopping with the ladies for her, no way!!

Seems she just got sick and tired of living in Barbie's shadow...so she got buff, took lessons in all kinds of martial arts, learned to shoot, got a license to become.....

SKIPPER - THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!

 

Yes, the little sister is all grown up and working with her significant other - Nick Fury.

They travel the world, catching 'bad guys', seeing the world and staying way out of Barbie's shadow!

 

Right now they are chasing one of their most deadly foes, the Warlock!

They have chased him through 13 countries, almost catching him, then he disappears!!

A vacation will be well deserved by our heroes after this chase is over!!

 

Meantime Barbie has went to Charleston to visit some cousins, she hasn't seen them in years!

Hopefully, they will provide some thoughtful advice on where she should go in her life with all these changes. She hopes they will also help her influence Skipper to quit the life she is leading and come back to LA.

We shall see..............................

 

Hehe! The Warlock looks a bit like a blonde "Alice Cooper'!

 

Yes, Big Buck he certainly seems to, I wonder if Skipper has thought of that?

Meanwhile, Barbie has gone to visit her cousins, she hasn't seen them since the wedding, she hopes they will give her some advice about what to do without Ken.

Let's see the first cousin.................

 

This Barbie is the most expensive, due to her extravagant outfit: Mink full-length coat and 5 carat diamond ring, Prada shoes and Versace pantsuits bought on "sprees" in New York. This Barbie also has a blank stare due to weight-reducing insulin injections and is nicknamed "Botox Barbie".

 

Well, Barbie has had enough of that kind of life, there seems no advice this lady can give her, she needs some advice of her own!

Let's try the country Barbie cuzzin........................

 

This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of Elkview Barbie's house. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Chevy.

 

Whew! Maybe Barbie ought to take a break and try again tommorrow, meanwhile, Bon Jovi isn't allll bad!!

 

...perfect imitation "chise, so you watched that program too, lol!

right, lol, when I was small I liked Skipper better than Barbie !

 

It's been another trying day for Barbie, she's soo confused! How did her Barbie cousins go so far off the target??

Today she visited this cousin..............

This average looking, cigarette smoking, bleached-blonde Barbie comes with pumps, tight pants, and a red spaghetti strap half shirt to show off her belly button ring and lower back tattoo. This Barbie comes with a Ford Mustang GT, a cell phone with an assortment of annoying ring-tones, as well as a night bag. She also comes with three "good-guy banker" dolls to match the local gender statistics. Serves as unofficial hostess for visiting General Assemblymen in the spring. Additional options include the "get out of the DUI free" card.

 

Well, she vows to try one more, surely some help can be had, she wants to know what to do with her life!!

 

This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, three kids, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a Tweety bird on her shoulder. She has big, stiff hair, a six pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get its Confederate flag bumper
stickers absolutely free.

 

That's IT!!

She is going to do what she should have done in the first place!!




Join Skipper!!!

 

LOL!!!

Mills & Boon couldn't have added that much excitement Marja !!!!

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Love your work!!

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It's not all mine, there are alot of websites devoted to changing the Barbie image, they think she is being exploited and exploiting females, so they actually change their dolls, and have conventions about it.

So, I can't take all the credit, just thought a different point of view should be shown.

Marja

(It's almost as much fun as looking at the popular Barbie, hope Ritaann isn't disappointed in the others! I'm sure their all very nice Barbies under the roughness! )

 

I love it . I want a mexican barbie .....

 

Barbie and her new friend, SugaBella, clubbing.

 

Suga loves the clubs, Just ask beetleboss

 

I love em all

 

You girls are still having plenty of fun in my thread I see!