Murphy's Laws Of Computers When computing, whatever happens, behave

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  1. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Murphy's Laws Of Computers
    When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

    When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably
    obsolete.

    The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least
    expect to find it.

    When the going gets tough, upgrade.

    For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

    To err is human - to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is
    downright natural.

    He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

    If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.

    A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler
    system that worked just fine.

    The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

    A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do
     
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    Re: Murphy's Laws Of Computers When computing, whatever happens, beha

    Good grief! Here, on an anti-spyware forum of all places, I find you've been spying on me, bigc. :D :D
     
  3. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Re: Murphy's Laws Of Computers When computing, whatever happens, beha

    I guarantie that the list fit my last computer to a tee. But with this one I just don't have any actual computer problems. A few software compatibality probs. but that is all (knock on wood). So not having probs. the list is a whole lot funnier now :D
     
  4. Sumire

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    Re: Murphy's Laws Of Computers When computing, whatever happens, beha

    hi,bigc73542

    I'm really looking forward to reading your interesting posts.

    haha, I can really understand. :D
    I sometimes want to throw away my laptop computer from a window.

    Best Regards
     
  5. beetlejuice

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    Re: Murphy's Laws Of Computers When computing, whatever happens, beha

    You know what happens everytime you say that! :eek:
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  6. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Re: Murphy's Laws Of Computers When computing, whatever happens, beha

    Sumire I appreciate that you find my post's interesting. I am sure that there are others that don't find them quite that way. But you give insperation to keep going. :D
     
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