An accountant couldn't get to sleep, so he tried counting sheep. But then he made a mistake and lost one. It took him all night to find it. Did you hear about the doctor who went on a ski trip and got lost on the slopes? He stamped out "help" but, nobody could read his writing. We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infants' life without even considering if there are men on base. (Dave Barry) Marja
