More Jokes

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by Marja, Aug 28, 2004.

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  1. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    An accountant couldn't get to sleep, so he tried counting sheep. But then he made a mistake and lost one. It took him all night to find it.


    Did you hear about the doctor who went on a ski trip and got lost on the slopes? He stamped out "help" but, nobody could read his writing.


    We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.


    If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infants' life without even considering if there are men on base. (Dave Barry)

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  2. Rita

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    hi Marja
    thanks for the neat jokes-- :D :D
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