Little Johnny Gets Promoted

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  1. gerardwil

    gerardwil Registered Member

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    A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
    students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he
    replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the
    third grade and I'm smarter than her to." The teacher took him
    to the principals office and explained the situation to the
    principal.

    The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if
    he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the
    first grade and be quiet.

    The teacher and Johnny both agreed.

    Principal: "what is 3 x 3" Johnny: "9"

    Principal: "6 x 6" Johnny: "36"

    And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every
    question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour
    he told the teacher "I see no reason Johnny can't go to the
    third grade, he answered all of my questions right."

    The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The
    principal and Johnny agree.

    Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?
    Johnny: "Legs"

    Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?" the
    principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny
    says, "pockets"

    Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Johnny:
    "Pants"

    Teacher: "What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of
    excitement?" Johnny: "Firetruck"

    The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says "Put Johnny
    in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.
     
  2. dog

    dog Guest

    LOL ... :D
     
  3. nadirah

    nadirah Registered Member

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    LOL!!! :D
     
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