Life on Mars?

I have been there

 

Well sub, you've got a looooooong list already. You put lots of effort! That's okay for your capt'n can't afford to pay any crew member to sit in idleness, can I? Now, if bj and Bigc can learn them all by heart... In fact... you better hold off on submitting any more lists til BJ and BigC get the existing stuff memorized.


from DMo224

I can understand why.

So am I!

That's why I hired him!

Are you interested in taking on the job?

 

That is excellent info, but if I want to remember all of it I will have to open my skull and install a 160 gig Hdd

 

from bigc

No need to do that! I have already asked the three Stooges' help. They're making fine progress. They just made funny faces after reading the list....

 

Captain

It was just the start of my post.. for which I have been really working hard... and yes they are having every minute details. But as you said.... I am holding back from G to Z ... thats like 19 alphabets moreee to go ..

bigC

you are better than those stooges.. man.. come on you can get it all by heart... ok what is a Soviet method of delivering a warhead from partial satellite orbit and thus approaching from any direction ? ... answer is in one of my already made post

I am ready with my assignment Captain... sub is ready for any order... salute

 

Hold on Sub! Hold on! There's no need to rush. The stooges are still reading the first list, the "A to D" one. I can't load them with too much information. They might give up and return home.

I let you know when we'll be ready for the next one...

 

~ Sub listens to Captain and salutes again , and says, " at your command, Captain. whenever you may need me , Sub is ready " ~

 

Sub is very nice!

 

Its always a captain's ability too... to bring out the best and nicest qualities from his/her sub-ordinates.. and you are already proving how able a Captain you are.
ready for 1st April.....
we are coming Martians
to visit your home, Mars
moving ahead with pride
through the planets and stars

get ready you Martians
to welcome us to your place
do not think you are superiors
we are by no way less

with the offer of friendship
we will go to you
and also with intention of
finding something very new

Mars has been an attraction
to go and see what is there
life on mars?? a question
we have always wanted to clear

so... here we are coming soon
in Infinity, we have the crews
2dazed, Dmo, bigC and
Uguel, sub and beetle juice

yeheeeeee

 

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

The Captain has sub,
On hold from his list.
It's probably a good thing,
Cause I'm wearing out my wrist.
My mouse, it has a headache,
And it is starting to pout.
Because his little mousey feet,
Are getting all worn out.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

His left button is hurting,
His right button is too.
His little wheel is squeaking,
He needs some superglue.
He's making lots of noises,
He cries out when I click.
I have to wash the mousepad now,
Cause mousey just got sick.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

He won't let me touch him,
He says it hurts alot.
I'd take him to a doctor,
To get a mousey shot.
But if I go and do that,
They might put me away.
They'll lock the doors and lose the keys,
Until another day.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, ideeeee, Iiiiiiiiiiii.

 

Why am I strangely reminded of 'The Famous Eccles' from the "Goon Show".

"Heeeehhhhh! my captain, it is I, the Famous Eccles, (Eccles enters stage right wearing cardboard cut-out Space-suit from Corn Flake packet, nuclear protected knee-caps, barbed-wire underwear and saucepan on head, set at rakish angle).
"I'am here my Captain to present you with all the naughty details of that naughty Planet "The Mars" and to tell you to avert away your delicate gaze from the described places on that Planet because they all sound like the naughty dreaded body parts of personages".

But apart from that Sub, when are you going to get to the important stuff like the Coke bottle opener and somewhere to fry the chips and what about the Bar, I imagine your all going to need quite a few stiff glasses of Scotch or Tamazapam before the trips over.
May I also suggest that you blast off in the daylight or you won't see all those names of the places you pick to land on because it will be too dark so, just in case, I think one of you should pack a flash-light.

Cochise, (Mr. Practical).

 

Gee Cochise! I can't understand all that Goobledygook *language of yours?
By what name is this language known? Was this in Tim The Enchanter?
Seriously, I need to refresh my English right?

*What edition is it in?

 

Oh! My dear Uguel, of course, I do apologise, 'The Goon Show' was a radio programme in the 1950s, way, way before your time, with Harry Secombe, Spike Milligan and Peter Sellers.....names that probably mean absolutely nothing to you. Their type of humour was something to behold and I would not dream of trying to interpret it here. Maybe there are D/ls somewhere on the Net that may give you some idea of their inane type of off-center humour, never rude, never out of line but to just say that although they are all dead now their scripts are as funny to-day as they ever where. There are thousands of people even to-day that consider them to be 'Cult' figures in comedy.
'Eccles' was only one of many Characters in their programmes, such as Major Bloodknock, Bluebottle, Harry Seagoon, Minnie and Henry Crun etc......now I come to think of it, I should have said Bluebottle in the earlier post not Eccles...that's what memory does for you.

Cochise,

 

Just to make things a little clearer, try a Google for 'The Goon Show'

Cochise,

Sorry if I confused the issue, I tend to be a legend in my own mind.

 

Hey Cochise! I found them. Mmmm... not so old it's younger than Charlie Chaplin ANW, I always like to watch old movies and even the small kids I teach love them too for the way they play is more intense. They really put their heart in it.Today, they put violence, shocking scenes and silicon all the way!
yes, I was puzzled by "Eccles"!!! First I didn't realise that you were referring to the three Stooges! because of my Moliere's default way of thinking!!!

 

They sure made quite a trio

 

Everytime I come in here, I keep thinking of the show "Whose Line Is It?" Y'all good! LoL!

Idee idee!

 

Captain This is chief science officer bigc73542. I just wanted to let you know that I just finnished testing the space suites for the ninth time and they are 100% and ready to go.

 

LooooL! You look just like Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

And congratulations bj and Subratam for your nice poems and songs! Bj, I hope you will solve your mouse problem soon.

 

He can always catch another one and plug it's tail in the ps2 port

 

Yeah you laugh at my space suit now but just wait till we see you in yours---chuckle chuckle snicker snicker.

 

Well, your capt'n has a nice red one. It's a camouflage one specially designed for Mars. And I might use my old fishbowl as a helmet.

 

You can hold the helmet on with duct tape it will hold almost anything. And in all colors.

 

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

The Captain has her spacesuit,
She says that it is red.
And she's going to wear a fishbowl,
For a helmet on her head.
She's going to use some duct tape,
To hold the fishbowl on.
I hope that it is strong enough,
Or her fishbowl will be gone.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I

How we going to find her,
On the Martian plain.
When she blends in with the sand,
Seeing her will be a pain.
To keep from losing her,
On the planet Mars.
We'll put her on a tether,
So she won't roam so far.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

How are we going to see her,
That I cannot say.
She won't even stand out,
In the light of day.
We thought about infrared,
But that won't work so well.
I just hope we don't lose,
Our Captain Uguel.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

I think we have a problem,
She needs a new spacesuit.
We'll take her to a paint store,
It's gonna take some loot.
We'll paint her up with stripes,
Or some nice polka-dots.
So she won't look just like,
The red Martian rocks.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.

I hope she likes our plan for her,
I hope that she's not mad.
For if that were to happen,
It would be rather sad.
I hope she will agree with us,
But she won't I fear.
We're just thinking of her safety,
And I think I need a beer.

Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, I.
Oh, idee, idee, idee, idee, idee, ideeeee, Iiiiiiiiiiii

 

I could could stand a beer my self. I'll join you for one.