Life on Mars?

I forgive you then!

 

You are only as young/old as you feel.

You know I was only kidding Captain. I was just trying to add a little life to the thread. It seems to be kind of stuck. Thought a little story might help it to grow some more branches. A few twists and turns can sure make anything interesting. Not that it isn't now (don't get me wrong).

Hey sub, I was only joking. I know you wouldn't be involved in anything like that.

 

There... I knew.. Our Captain is as clean as I am ...
BJ, I am involved in only 1 thing ... You heard Acadia.. ... loool
To Captain,
I am having my semester Examinations which will end on 16th, I ask for some time to get the glossary publication postponed till then as I would not be able to do the full-proof Now . I know Captain will understand me

 

Captain just keep in mind that the original crew has been very loyal and we shall remain so. But we may have to deepen our investigation of crew applicants just in case there are any aliens posing as earthlings to sabotage our mission

 

That little guy is very appropriate considering what day it almost is--his color I mean.

 

That was a lovely speech, Captain. I hadn't seen you in a bit, so I must admit, I was starting to believe you just may have fallen victim to the time warp. Glad to see you're right as rain! My resume' is as follows:

Cures:
1) Plutonian Multiple Itch
2) Venusian Hand Rot
3) Secondary Dna splicing caused by the lichons that attached themselves to the last shuttle

I have 5 yrs. of medical research background in the alien field, & 7 yrs. in rocks/minerals. The two combined can benefit us immensely.

Facilities I request:
1) A new X-Ray machine
2) A new binnocular microscope
3) A new rock tumbler
4) And some that new herb they found on that last NEO that flew by. I heard from a colleague it shows excellant medicinal potential for stress.
And we all know we're headed for alot of that!

 

We already have all of the medical equiptment you requested in the warehouse . The rock tumbler wont be necessary, you can use the cloths dryer when it is not in use to save space. It is industrial heavy duty.

 

Headed for? I thought we had a lot of that already. You mean there's more coming? ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

 

I hope it is not this herb.

 

Well it does relieve stress. At least it did in my younger days.

 

BigC73542

Shew!! Good thing you told me that. No worries, this gal knows how to conserve.

Beetlejuice

Calm down, it'll be alright. We could always have Slammer teach us how to play Bridge. Or at least me, since I don't know how to play.

 

BigC

I'm talking about the Yellow Astroidiva.

 

Bridge no way I vote for poker and blackjack. Thats a relief, I found out many many years ago that I am very alergic to (that other herb).

 

I'm not allergic to it but if I had any I'd be floating even with the artificial gravity turned on.

 

BigC

Oh, my! Sorry to hear that. I, as the Mineralologist, happen to have just what you need in my pouch. When we get aboard, I want you to rub a chunk of copper on your skin. Alergy gone. Just remember, it's the Yellow one I'm requesting.

Beetlejuice

That's great!! LOL

 

As long as there is not a lead bullet wrapped in that copper

 

Of course not. But there may be some slime from these guys. On second thought, do you really want to know where the medicine is coming from, if it works?

 

If people actually knew where a lot of the medicinal cures came from they might be a little hesitant to swallow it down or rub it on.

 

I was just kidding about the bullet, you haven't known me long enough to shoot me yet.





[move]I HOPE[/move]

 

F***ing A right!!

 

you really know how to make a guy feel secure.

 

I've got some "beetle juice" if you'd like to try some. I don't know if it will cure anything, but it makes me feel better. It's FREE too!!

 

BigC

I think we were posting at the same time. I was referring to

But I sure as hell laughed my butt off when I read how it all came thru!! I don't need to kill with lead. I like to kill with kindness.

BJ

We sure could use some of that, if it makes you feel better! Don't hog, pass pass give!

 

That is one thing about posting on ten forward even if the posting gets out of order, It still works

 

Yeah, I love it here, but I'm branching off...Or trying to, in the SpywareBlaster & TDS forums. Love SWB, but learning TDS. Getting back on topic, you have to admit... It was a funny read. I need some new smilies, to convey better what I'm saying. Going to try something.