Life on Mars?

Ahh, that was nothing. I've already got plans for the Romulans if they ever cross our path. There's no way one of their Birds of Prey can combat the special weapon I have waiting for them. No matter where they go, my special weapon, "The Cationic Romulan Remover" will chase them across the universe, and never give up until it catches them.








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I fully trust your judgment in the matter of the romulans and it is good there might be a hot cup of coffee waiting on mars

 

You might want to get the Catatonic romulan remover on line, two ships have been sighted entering your quadrant!

 

Aye. The Cationic Romulan Remover is ready. I have full confidence in her capabilities.

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Just in case I picked up a spare at the salvation army surplus store. They were really glad to get rid of this one.

 

from Beetlejuice...

Well, it's a good thing but beware! The Romulan are very dangerous and pretty smart too! Do not forget that they originated from Vulcan, just as mr. Spock They are not easy people; they never accepted the Vulcan philosophy of logic and pacifism. In fact, they are passionate and agressive people known for their stealth and cunning in combat. This is what we've got in our ship datas...

And we have to be very cautious : they have a powerful Warbird, a shield inversion beam which drains an enemies shields and transfer them to the Warbird's.

We've got to revise our tactics....Mmmm...Let see...

 

Something as mundane as a bribe.

 

er...Actually I saw Monopoly money only (reply 33
Do you thinlk that will do? I will rather use our "mirroring layer". It will reflect and reverse any potential fire. So what they'll do to us will be done to them. Hee, hee, hee...

 

We are lucky our mirror just came back from being recoated with the gold protectant. It is here and ready to go.

 

Very good! What fine work they did!l! And I trust you have fully tested it to make sure it is within the required specs?"

Okay, I have to retire to my quarters. Keep a watchful eye out till I return...


your captain.

 

I had nasa run a full diagnostics on the mirror. Full refraction and stress test. The mirror can stand anything the romulans or anyone else can throw at us.


screen shot of mirror testing

bigc73542
science officer
star ship Infinity

 

Chief Engineers Log Satrdate 0421.2
The Captain wakes up to good news. I think I have solved our Romulan problem. Using the transporter, I have reversed the polarity on their warp field plasma stream. Seeing as how they will probably figure this out quickly, I have alse installed a broken transmission from a 1966 Chevy Nova, and hooked it in to their main warp field generator. I have also disabled their aft sensors so they can't see anything behind their ship. And to insure that the transmission stays broken, I have removed all of the forward gears. All they have left is reverse. All they can do is go backwards. Oh, and don't worry about them figuring out how the transmission works. They haven't got a clue about ancient earth technology.
I always new the Romulans were kind of backwards. HeHeHe
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Maaaaaan ... Are You Cunning ...

Infinity Crew... what have we NOT got?? anyone name a thing... and we have that...

cheers BJ

 

from Chief engineer BJ

Beetlejuice, how can we do without you? Your intelligence and inventiveness are boundless!!! Oh, if you need more bangers (old cars), there's a fine scrapyard not far from here with all kinds of models...Some of them have pompoms around the windows!!!



Uguel, captain of the great Infinity

*yes Subratam, our chief engineer is very cunning! *

 

Ahh, there's no need to thank me guys. As I said not so long ago in a galaxy not so far away
"We must protect our singer...I mean Captain."

 

It's to bad that the romulans won't really understand what a great feat of engineering you pulled off installing a chevy tranny in a space ship. Kudos to you chief engineer.

 

Romulans don't know too much about terrestrial tactics and that is a good thing. We will have plenty of tricks in store for them.

 

It should be fairly inexpensive to beat them if we can do it with junk yard parts.

 

And as part of our Pychological Warfare campaign we can play for them my Granny's old records where the singers sound like sick cows. It should devastate them!...mischievous laugh...

 

That might be considered cruel and excessive by the galatic governors I have heard old records like that and I haven't gotten over it in thirty years.

 

Looooooooooooool!

It's a crime that those people were allowed to sing!

 

Chief Engineers Log Stardate 0422.2
I'm glad the topic has drifted off just a little or I never would have thought of this. The most devious weapon ever devised, courtesy of the singing talents (if you can call it that) of Captain Kirk himself-William Shatner. Warning: If you've never heard this, you don't want too! Listen at your own risk!
DISCLAIMER
Not responsible for broken ear drums, Headaches, Pukeing on your keyboard, or any insanity that may result.
So activate your ActiveX and (gulp) enjoy.

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P.S. Captain, this might be very useful to you. I'm sure his voice could melt snow, and alot of it!

 

I listened to it and I think it's unbearable. It's awful to sing like that! But it might be a powerful weapon though. (Maybe that is the hidden reason for Kirk's success as a Captain)
If any Romulans or Klingons attack us, we just have to start the song and that would be it! Game over! No survivors, I guarantee you! But we should turn off the volume as soon as possible for it might otherwise extinguish all the stars in our arm of the galaxy or recreate another Big Bang!!!! That would be the end of the universe. Not a good thing!

 

I really admire him as an actor, but his singing--Uggghh!
I think I should stock up on earplugs for the crew just in case.

 

Well, we'd better not take any chance. Here's a very reliable model. Here's the description:

EAR PROTECTORS
Top quality protection for your ears. Will protect your hearing in noisiest environments. Super comfortable soft foam pillows and adjustable headband fits your head snugly for a wide range of uses. Can be worn with hard hats, respirators, goggles face shields and more.

We can't go without them!