I've got what women want.

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by HandsOff, Mar 18, 2005.

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  1. HandsOff

    HandsOff Registered Member

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    Incredible as it may seem women love me, and just can't get enough. Why, for example just today I have received four tantalizing e-mails from women I don't even recall meeting! They sure sound interesting though. I can tell just by their subject lines that I have some great adventures in store.


    Imagine me finding these wild subjects, in my very own humble e-mail box:


    I'm Horny are You?
    When Can we Meet?
    Are you into the Unusual?
    Ready to Fool Around.


    I'm stunned and amazed. I just want to savor the moment for a while befor I open the emails and begin my wild ride!


    - I may not be online as much in the future...but you will all still be on my mind and in my heart!

    - HandsOff
     
  2. bigc73542

    bigc73542 Retired Moderator

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    Boy you sure seem to be in demand :D ;)
     
  3. Rita

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    Glad to hear we'll be in your heart and mind anyway!!lol :D that with you being so busy--go get em tiger!let us know what happens ;)
     
  4. Firecat

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    Y'know it could just be spam or *Gasp* malware...
     
  5. CarolinaMoonshine

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    Hands, I don't want you to feel bad about this, BUT

    these same four babes are hot for me also! :D

    Would that not make them at least Bi?

    Feel free to pursue them all you want, BUT

    keep us posted!
    :-*
     
  6. beetlejuice

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    I truely think you are spending WAY TOO MUCH time on the computer if you're having these obviously delusional dreams. :D
     
  7. dog

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    But what the heck is it!!! I need some ... what have you got that I don't. o_O

    Shhhhh ... the better half's coming :ninja: ... I still need an answer though :p :D
     
  8. beetlejuice

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    These must be the same women that
    want to marry Scott Peterson!!!
    hehehehehe
    gotto love pron places, just remeber to double you protection
     
  10. dog

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    @ BJ & HayC - ROTF :D

    Ya, I guess the toilet water could be an issue. :doubt: ... I can't help it ... the blue stuff is just sooooo tasty :p -Just like Koolaid :ninja:
     
  11. beetlejuice

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    I think I just swore off Koolaid. :eek: :p
     
  12. INTOXSICKATED

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    you think women love you, i got e-mails from the same 4 women and 42 others today alone. ok......some were women, some were men, some were farm animals, and some were somewhere in between. however, they all specifically wanted ME! the things they say they're going to do to me! :eek: and the things they want me to do to them! :eek:

    it's not easy being me, but i'm learning to cope.
     
  13. dog

    dog Guest

    LOL ... You guys have to change your surfing habits :p :D
     
  14. Firecat

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    LOL ROFL...You guys really got to report spam and change your surfing habits like dog said. Its just spam. Believe NONE of it.
     
  15. INTOXSICKATED

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    spam? what do you mean? women, men, and farm animals love me! :p
     
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    OMG! What have I been missing here? I'm gonna hafta get in here more often to post!
     
  17. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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  18. Jimbob1989

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    Either that or they are men :p

    Jimbob
     
  19. Marja

    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO TO THE AUTHORITIES!
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL TELL MY NEIGHBORS, YOU ARE AN IMPORTANT MEMBER OF A SECURITY FORUM AND TO KNOCK IT OFF!!
     

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    Marja Honestly, I'm not a bot!!

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    REMEMBER IF YOU ORDER AN V**G^A ON LINE TO PUT IT IN A SAFE PLACE!!
     

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  23. Jimbob1989

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    I can't tell what the text says, but I get the point :)

    Jimbob
     
  24. Firecat

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    Why'd anyone need V**g*a? What is that anyway?

    We'd only be taught all this in 9th or 10th grade I think...And I'm in 8th...
     
  25. Jimbob1989

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    We'll tell you when your older :p

    Jimbob
     
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