If Women Ruled the World...

To quote notorious Hollywood "JACK"

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I think of a man, and take away "REASON", and "ACCOUNTABILITY"!​

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eNuff Said...​

 

Yep! Definitely a victory there.....(you're so easily pleased)

 

We are easily pleased, we like women don't we.

 

Yeah, sexy women turn men on easily.
LOL.

 

Or is it just that almost anything will satisfy us.

 

All it takes to please us is a good remote control, a cold beer, and a hot meal at least once a week. And a woman that is at least somewhat good looking that knows how to cook and run a washing machine and clean fish.

 

Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses are now available on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the final frontier: where no woman has gone before
2. The undiscovered side of banking: making deposits
3. Parties: going without new outfits
4. Man management: minor household chores can wait until after the game
5. Bathroom etiquette i: men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
6. Bathroom etiquette ii: his razor is his
7. Communication skills i: tears - the last resort, not the first
8. Communication skills ii: thinking before speaking
9. Communication skills iii: getting what you want without nagging
10. Driving a car safely: a skill you can acquire
11. Telephone skills: how to hang up
12. Introduction to parking
13. Advanced parking: backing into a space
14. Water retention: fact or fat
15. Cooking i: bringing back bacon, eggs and butter
16. Cooking ii: bran and tofu are not for human consumption
17. Cooking iii: how not to inflict your diets on other people
18. Compliments: accepting them gracefully
19. PMS: your problem ...... not his
20. Dancing: why men don't like to
21. Classic clothing: wearing outfits you already have
22. Household dust: a harmless natural occurrence only women notice
23. Integrating your laundry: washing it all together
24. Oil and petrol: your car needs both
25. TV remotes: for men only
26. Getting ready to go out: start the day before.

Please register immediately as courses are in great demand.

 

Yes they are. Only question is: To which of the 2 sexes?

WOHAHAHA

grtz
slam

 

...if we we ruled the world, we would give businesses realistic names; names that make sense....

 

Ooooooooo!.....I can see someone from above in the Wilders Penthouse Office swooping down on you all and giving your legs a good slapping for being naughty.......I can definitely see tears before bed-time......you have been warned......(A Friend)...............




Cochise, Being a little Toady and sitting with arms folded.



Detox is also watching from his Lair (Deep Shelter)......BEWARE....

 

No problem here, Cochise! I assumed the reference was to the tops of baby bottles. Not sure what your talking about!!

 

Nah! thats chicken feed Daisey.....I think you'll find it's more to do with the Male v Female thing and visa-versa that may bring certain people with a Lock and Key to the Thread......I hope not though.....there has certainly been some give and take, so I can't see where anyone has been taken advantage of or even taken offence for that matter.....personally I think it's been a real laugh... but it wouldn't be the first time this type of Thread has been knocked on the head......


Cochise,

 

Definately pushes the envelope...

 

hmmm....




snowbound

 

Definatly walking the line This is more like it

 

*pokes head up*

hmmm

*shakes finger at everyone*

*ducks back down and locks the hatch*

 

Ahhhhh, but was this "not" your intention (~shhh~,must not wake Detox).​

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See, women are just as much trouble as men...​

 

Come back, Detox!

 

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More so

 

no, no daisey that is not the way to Detox's heart ,, it is via the stomach. http://img32.exs.cx/img32/1250/HamburgerFries.jpg

 

u guys know it that u can't live without us or live with us - goes vice-versa too.

 

Oh, well in that case, here you go Detox. Please come back!!

 

very very true

 

So true...so true and doesn't it make life wonderful and interesting....but more to the point Dear Peaches, how are your injuries coming along?....you've been keeping a low profile with regard to your accident you brave little darling you......sooo, how are things shaping up?

Cochise,

 

thank u for asking. right hand & fingers to remain in cast another month. facial injuries are improving each day. i don't quite resemble having done 15 bouts in a boxing ring but i sure did the 1st week. left hand very sore but i am not a shrinking violet that will feel sorry for herself - life goes on and what better place than here with friends who make me laugh. i learn too by just reading posts. it helps pass the day but typing is difficult. ever try using a rt. hand mouse with the left hand ... try it and u will see what i mean. here is a photo of me.