If Nod32 and KAV had a child it would be...

Well the looks of the family would have certainly been passed down from NOD to Webb. Both were hit with an ugly stick. Marketing is not one of ESET's stronger suites.

 

So...NOD32 is a she?

No wonder that eye looked so good.

In either case, in its current state, Dr.Web looks more like the father of NOD32 and KAV!

 

Well, the closest would be Avira and/or BitDefender. They both have excellent heuristics that are easily compared with NOD32 ones, they both update very often with very good reaction times, also quiet easily comparable with KAV.
DrWeb, well it's results are very mediocre on last few AV comparatives tests...

 

love it

 

First of all, if Nod and Kav had a child, it might be named NAV. For that reason alone, I would spay and/or neuter both of them....too big a risk.

 

nav32
lodore

 

I's say Avira. Strong heuristics and good reaction times.

 

Conception would be impossible in the first place as they are 2 different animals

 

Yes, they are 2 different animals but since both belongs to a same family (AV software) their child would be a sterile hybrid like the mule

 

i still dont understand this thread, lol

 

Bottom line, if they had a baby, it would be ugly, cost alot and its future undefined as promised. In its adult years it would either be Damien, or the enternal savior of all AVs.

 

Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast. For it is a human number. It's number is

 

If Nod32 and KAV had a child it would be...

F-Secure or AVK would be the serious answer. ~off topic comment removed....Bubba~

Thanks,
Phasechange

 

...one bad s.o.b....

 

Wow, Book of Revelations. Good one phasechange.