How 'bout a joke contest?

Discussion in 'ten-forward' started by dog, May 7, 2004.

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  1. dog

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    Hi All, :)

    I've had so many great laughs reading the stuff here in Ten - Forward. I was thinking it be fun, if we assembled some of those better threads and jokes ... then post a poll for all to vote on your favourite one.

    Hmmm .... maybe even have different categories

    Like :
    ... Best Joke / Story
    ... Funniest thread
    ... Funniest one - liner

    There's so many Funny Posts ... I just hate to miss one! ;)

    Anyway, to date my favourites and nominations are:

    Best Joke - "30 Minutes to a Cleaner House" by Beetlejuice.
    funniest thread - "The Mice Did It!" - by all
    Funniest one - liner - " Things you don't want to hear from Tech Support " by BigC - Thread = Computer Guy Joke, Post #9


    If anyone is interested ... post a link to the selection your nominating
    ... with a description regarding - Category & Poster & Thread & Post # if applicable.

    Or if you have a new joke ... go ahead and post it here.

    Or a suggestion on how to conduct this better

    This isn't competative ... just for our fun 'n amusement.

    Thanks All

    dog - *puppy*
     
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    Well, in the vein of that quality joke, here's my submission...

    Q: What do you use Ethernet for?

    A: To help catch an EtherBunny! :eek:
     
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    Yo Dog!!

    I vote for THE MICE DID IT story and a good lesson it is!:eek:
    It took me two days to get through LIFE ON MARS,:D and I did go back to the computer guy #9, I vote for those, maybe there will have to be a book, "The Wilder's Stories" or "How They Survived the Security Insanity" :doubt: Y'think? :D
     
  6. dog

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    :D That would be one LONG Book ... I think it would be one of those NEVER ENDING STORIES ... LOL :D ... with the way threats seem to be ever evolving ... :D

    We'll definitely have to run it as a SERIES!!! :D Paul and the Gang could really cash in $$$ :D

    dog - *puppy*
     
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