Hey, Who's playing with the post count?

um, no thanks, BJ. All that flame reminds me too much of where I'm probably going someday, if you know what I mean ...


Acadia

 

I thought you and Cochise were already underground with Detox? Something about a really hot party or something.

 

Okay BJ, then I shall send a nice warm fire by which to sit by cozily to those who need it while the storm howls outside. By the way I do live in Canada. A cookie for you for being so considerate of others.

 

Oh I'm really sorry I left you out of my wishes. I thought you lived in Georgia? Maybe I'm not remembering the origin of your screen name right. Forgive me.

 

BJ,...
You are again having your sunglasses on .... alongwith Acadia's leftover bug-filled memory.... hmmm lemme check whether you are all right now... are you seeing the END OF WORLD??

 

Well come to think of it---I am. Almost Tax time you know. It's almost time to pay the gov for allowing me to live on this planet.

 

there you are BJ... come on mate... do it fast.. by the way hou many u made... ofcourse money...

 

WOW. You Canadians have it made. A tax code without interest or penalities.
Here are a few selected excerpts from the US side. I'd show you the whole thing,
but it's just too long. And Paul would kill me if I crashed the server.

United States Infernal Revenue Service
1040 EZ
Time to pay what we know you owe


WARNING: Follow these instructions exactly as written. Failure to do so,
WILL result in your Imprisonment for as long as we wish.

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Did you understand the above instructions:
Yes__ No__
If you answered Yes, continue to the next question.
If you answered No, don't bother to pack, however we will need your
current size for your new prison uniform.

Multiply your 2003 Income of $33,000.00
(yes, we know how much your Income was.)
(For your convienence, ((and our delight)) we have rounded it to the
next highest $1,000.00), by the speed of light squared
(186,000²=186,000x2). Place the total of this amount on line #1.
Line 1. $___________________________________**
** The cents decimal is somewhere way over there---->

Multiply the amount that you thought you managed to keep*,
$10,000.00 by 1,000,000.00. And place this amount on Line #2.
Line #2. $_________________________________**
*This amount was merely a loan from the US Government to you,
just to make it appear that you were self-supporting. Actually, we
own everything that you think you own and there's nothing you can
do about it, so get over it.
** The cents decimal for this line is even further over there-------------->

Add the amounts from Line #2 to the amount on Line #1, and place on Line #3.

Line 3.***_________________________________________
***The cents decimal for this line doesn't matter. We could have supplied a place for
you to put it, but we didn't want the 2003 1040 Form to be the size of a semi-truck.

You will find that the amount on Line #3, will not fit on the screen of a normal calculator.
If it does, it's obvious that you are trying to lie about your Income.
We will need your clothing size again just to make sure, and we hope you
like the basic colors of black and white in stripes.

FAQ's:
How do I pay my taxes if I don't know how much it is since my calculator
won't go that high?

Answer: Don't worry about it. We will send a fleet of trucks to collect
our belongings. Just rest assured that you will be indebted to the
United States Government for the rest of your life, and beyond.*
*Yes, we have figured out how to collect taxes from the dead.

Have a nice day.

 

Boy, do I feel like the luckiest person in the whole world. I've been picked 3 times in the last 3 days to win the Wilders Lottery. You guys are just too good to me. Now could you please see to it that my numbers come up in the Powerball drawing. Thanks a million. I'll share. I really will. I swear. Would I lie too you?