Hallelujah, it works for me!

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  1. laneseda

    laneseda Registered Member

    Jan 22, 2008

    I heard there was ESS 4
    Much better than what had gone before
    So I read the instructions
    And downloaded it, did ya?
    You may have got what I did too
    An error message, then a screen of blue
    I must’ve done something wrong, oh Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    I’ve stuffed it up, Hallelujah!

    So I read the instructions one more time
    Concentrate, go line by line
    Double click and install it
    And this time it goes through
    But now I see a sign of red
    Firewall’s not working, is what it said
    I’ve stuffed up again, oh sod ya!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    I’ve stuffed up again, Hallelujah!

    Now I run SysInspector, get a file
    Email it to ESET, wait a while
    But I hear nothing from them, did ya?
    A week goes by and not a word
    Post in the forum, feed the bird
    Then receive an email from them, Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    I’ve heard from ESET, Hallelujah!

    But something’s wrong, how can it be
    When I’ve gone back to version Three
    They’re asking ME what the error was
    In version Four, Lord knows!
    I’m just a 78 year old git
    About ready to have a fit
    I just want it to work, Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    I just want it to work, Hallelujah!

    So I email back, read the report
    And if that’s no good, for what it’s worth
    Don’t ask me things I know nothing of
    I’m a newbie, I tell ya!
    But the man replies
    (I have a fit)
    My head’s been bit
    I guess I’ll just drop the whole thing, Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    I’ll just drop the whole thing, Hallelujah!

    A fortnight or two they go by
    I hear 417’s ready to fly
    Should I chance it or wait some more
    What did you do?
    I take a deep breath, download the file
    Install it and I can smile
    No more red messages, Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    No more error messages, Hallelujah!

    With trembling hands, in the twilight murk
    I reboot and hope it still works
    And all is well again, I tell ya!
    Bring up Firefox and it goes through
    No more red messages or screens of blue
    My system's up-to-date again, Hallelujah!

    Hallelujah! Hallelujah
    My system’s up-to-date again, Hallelujah!

    P.S. I’ll keep an eye on it and see how it works, nonetheless.
    P.P.S. My apologies to Mr Leonard Cohen​
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  3. robis

    robis Registered Member

    Mar 21, 2009
    Heh great :thumb:
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    Apr 5, 2004
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    Mar 28, 2009
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