Google Fight

This one is for Nadirah.

frag=3,500,000 vs defrag=750,000

The fragments win!

 

Dang!

Cochise=639,000 vs US Cavalry=954,000

Muster all the Braves quick.

 

LOL!!

 

Jimbob's great great grandfather, boxer. Once punched man in pub so hard, his eye came out and spent the next few months running from the police.

Jimbob's great grandfather, boxer and soldier, recieved highly ranking medal for taking out a machine gun post durring The Great War.

Jimbob's Grandfather, boxer. Once beat famous boxer.

Jimbob's Dad, no boxer, skipped a generation.

Jimbob, that would be telling.

Jimbob

 

What's this hag thing about, I say what the HECK is this!

 

big ed's Great Great Grandfather, a Police Officer, once spent a couple of Months chasing a guy who beat up a little old lady in a pub.

big ed's Great Grandfather, Sgt Alvin York, received Medal of Honor for taking out the same post.

big ed's Grandfather, a bricklayer, after having a liquid lunch, fell off the scafold and broke everything. He used to mumble a lot.

big ed's Dad, a Pastry Chef, was not much of a boxer either but had deadly aim in any pie throwing contest.

big ed once lasted about 1 1/2 rounds w/a guy who went on to fight for the World Lightweight Title. I still proudly show my many scars.

Still ducking, big ed

 

Hey, I'm BIGGER. Defragmenting is better.

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Number of results on Google for the keywords nadirah and big_ed:[/font]

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]nadirah
( 12 300 results)[/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]versus[/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]big_ed
( 3 030 results)[/font]​

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner is: [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]nadirah [/font]
[/font]​

 

MUAHAHA!!!

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Number of results on Google for the keywords nadirah's defragments and big_ed's fragments:[/font]

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[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]nadirah's defragments
(0 results)[/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]versus[/font]​

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]big_ed's fragments
(0 results)[/font]​

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The winner is: [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]nadirah's defragments[/font] [/font]​

 

Ok Ok......you got me!! Am now preparing my consession speech......Or is this a defragmentation of my imagination?

Play on, big ed

 

Hey big ed, you can defragment your imagination?

 

Well Nadirah, I was only following some of bigbuck's expert suggestions. After a brain scan I always do a dehagment......errr.....defragmentation. Here at the "Home" its usually done w/jumper cables attached to ears and a couple of 12v batteries (ref. Jimbos thread on "Leaky Batteries"). Nightvision is usually increased by multiple of 6.

Play on, big ed

 

You should defragment your imagination at least three times a day Ed. You should also install Spybrain and Adalobe!
Brad.

 

Hey Brad, Isn't Adalobe an Australian City? I used to root for their "Rules" Football team. Or maybe it was Gatorade.

Play on, ed

 

Nah! ......You must be thinking of Brisbrain!

 

I was really thinking of Cranberra. I've always enjoyed their berries in a sauce on Thanksgiving Day. We have a lot of Cranberra Bogs in Massachusetts. (Actually they taste pretty lousy unless you put at least 2lbs of sugar to 1lb of berries.)

Play on, big ed

 

Well well.

Just look at this will ya:

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/...=bigbuck&B1=Make a fight!&compare=1&langue=us

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/...2=Jimbob&B1=Make a fight!&compare=1&langue=us

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/...=nadirah&B1=Make a fight!&compare=1&langue=us

But I lost to Cochise:

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/...=Cochise&B1=Make a fight!&compare=1&langue=us

Have a nice day

Regards,
Firecat

 

here is one, hope it hasn't been done before

 

We are doomed

We are saved

We can now all relax. Google has determined this age old conundrum

 

Hmmmmmmmm?

 

Direct fight
Results on Google : Cochise 650,000 results Jimbob1989
2,340 results.....


Cochise,

 

But all the results for Jimbob1989 are related to me, where as Cochise brings back results unrelated to yourself

Jimbob

 

Hmmmm?

 

Duck beats Goose

 

Hola, buckster,

Ooooooh! Methinks that JB has slimed the sacred Valdez family name. A "RED" alert has been has been declared and posted at our London Branch of the Valdez - Ghostbusters- R-Us. First we get Consuella and Rosalina to lure him into our clutches, then we pluck him.

The instructions we have given to our operatives is: No matter which way you ride your bicycle it's uphill and against the wind.

To arms muchachos, Igor Valdez

 

Hey BigBuck, its not egotism. I know a few people who also own their own forum(s) where I'm registered and apparently a large number of people are entering 'Jimbob1989' into search engines and beaing taken too their forums

Jimbob