Gone to the Dogs

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  1. schooltechnical

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    Re: No offense?! Yes, really!!

    don't forget - on the internet nobody knows you're a dog.
     
  2. big ed

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    WOOF!!

    Boarding at the kennel, big red
     
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    ...nice to see somebody knows his place - for a change... :D :p ;)
     
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    Well Mr Smarty Pants Slammer,

    I know where my place will be come next Summer.... in front of the TV watching the WC activities. Lets just hope, despite the title of this thread, that L'Orange can muster lots of 'offence' and defence. I hope the US gets into their group. I'm a glutton for punishment!!

    Whining in Waterloo, Woohoo ed
     
  5. Cochise

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    I can easily see why a person would get mixed up during the course of explaining the Devil (SATAN) and a nice bit of material (SATIN)??.......they are pretty much the same thing I suppose if it wasn't for the spelling!!......the confusion would arise, if, because of the description, you wouldn't know whether to WEAR one or BEWARE of the other......Simple when you think about it.....or not....:D :D


    Cochise,:cool: Wearing Satin just for the [GLOW="Red"]Hell[/GLOW] of it....
     
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    Oooh Chise! LOL! Good one! :D
     
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    They are both really really "slippery" too!

    ;)
     
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    I KNOW!...I KNOW!.....I've always regretted throwing my long red satin gloves away.........but the Devil made me do it........:D :D :D


    Cochise,:cool: Gloveless in Gloucester..(Pronounced Glosster)...
     
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    Yeah, and those satin sheets really do bring the devil out in me.:D
     
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    Steady on now..........There are Ladies present.....:D :D :D


    Cochise,:cool: Slippin' and slidin' without causin' offence...
     
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    Uh....my standing in this Community is perilous as it is...so, No Comment!!

    Holding my tougue in Thicily, Thneaky ed
     
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    Mmmmmmm?...."Holding my tougue" eh?.....is that 'Tougue' as in Tongue or 'Tougue' as in Tush.....either statement could be dangerous.....

    Always remember this simple rule when attempting to speak the English..."The past participle will always be the conjunctivitis of the verb, especially when the word 'Eye' is used in an informal manner...to give an example.....e.g. and i.e. "The 'P' will always be silent when swimming".....(Unless your going off the 10metre board)...;)


    Cochise,:cool: Speaking proper in Pennsylvania (Prond. Pencilveinier)
     
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    Oiks...theems like my thoungue got thtuck whilst thpeaking. I thounded like a wounded Davy Beckham.

    Que thera thera..ing in Thalem by the Thea, Thir ed
     
  15. ~*Nat*~

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    Nope - you are lucky my love....
    only an atom bomb !
    :cool: :-* :-* :-*


    http://www.texturespublishing.com/images/atombomb.gif


    Friendly in Fredrickstown forever, friend Nat :)
     
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    Nice try Nataloonie,

    You missed me by a mile! Here is the proof.

    Bunkered in Boise, Luminous ed
     

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    http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4863/ohmy2cp.gif My! No wonder I missed !
    You're skinny as a stick !!



    Anorexic in Nervosa, gulp - Nat
     
  18. big ed

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    No offence?! Yes , really!!

    Everbody s'allus 'stickin' it to me so's I gotta stay on de'fence!


    Barricaded in Bourne, Batty edo_O
     
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    Just curious.

    How many sticks would it take to make a fence outta you ??

    Answer ASAP!



    Battling a Sticky situation in Salem, nosey Nat
     
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    Waal....I guess as many as a Woodchuck could chuck in about 10 minutes. That is of course if the Woodchuck could chuck!

    Chuckling in Chickles, Chucked
     
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    Well...I was thinking.

    To regain any respect back, you must act as our "Pinoccio-mascot" --
    at the fences of 'Wilder's' !
    But instead of being made out of wood (as you know, lil p. is made out of such), you will need to be inflated...( Because of a splinter-phobia of mine).

    BIG Eddy...your name is finally going to be what it says !
    :cool:


    http://www.grootersnet.nl/family/Holiday2003/21-jul/14-BoatTrip/09-Pinoccio.jpg


    Busting balloons in Beirut, Bride of Chucky (aka, Nat)
     
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    My dear, he seems very happy to see you.
     
  23. big ed

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    ROFLMAO!!!!

    Seriously folks,

    Methinks our Dutch friends should be alerted about that masterpiece. You know.......in case the Dike springs a leak.

    Sandbagging in Watertown, Leaky ed
     
  24. ~*Nat*~

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    I'm really glad you can laugh about that....and your situation. :shifty:

    Just...what do the dutch have to do with it o_O


    Speaking german in Germantown, bilingualistic Nat
     
  25. big ed

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    Oh Oh!! I think I'm in dutch!!:eek:

    Stacking sticks on Maple St, Half-a-cord ed
     
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